Staff Raises

[War Eagle!!!]

Why would we want to do that?  They are usually straightforward and to the point.  They don't make feeble attempts to out smartass the biggest smartass on the board.  And more importantly, they don't run on for eleven paragraphs of nothingness.

Thanks Wench. You taking up for me is the 

[Tiger Wench]

Thanks Wench. You taking up for me is the 

The girls and I were happy to oblige this time, but don't get used to it.  As long as you are a Cowboy fan, my tolerance towards you is severely limited... 

[War Eagle!!!]

The girls and I were happy to oblige this time, but don't get used to it.  As long as you are a Cowboy fan, my tolerance towards you is severely limited... 

I am an adopted Cowboy fan. Life is just better here in the area when they are winning...

[The Prowler]

The girls and I were happy to oblige this time, but don't get used to it.  As long as you are a Cowboy fan, my tolerance towards you is severely limited... 

So...Wench is War Eagle's Sancho or Punto?

[AUChizad]

We're still spending less than over half of the SEC are on our coaching staff. Our ENTIRE STAFF, HEAD COACH INCLUDED makes less than Nick Saban by himself.

Bump now that bammer's staff all got raises.

http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2010/04/trustees_approve_raises_for_ti.html

Trustees approve raises for five Tide assistant football coaches
By Gentry Estes, Mobile Press-Register
April 22, 2010, 9:04AM

Trustees approved a group of raises this morning for five Crimson Tide assistant football coaches and contract extensions through 2012 for the entire staff.

Here are the new salary numbers ...

-- Offensive line coach Joe Pendry: To $425,000, up from $390,000.
-- Offensive coordinator Jim McElwain: To $410,000, up from $360,000
-- Linebackers coach Sal Sunseri: To $350,000, up from $325,000.
-- Tight ends coach Bobby Williams: To $305,000, up from $290,000.
-- Strength coach Scott Cochran: To $210,000, up $160,000.

Salaries for three assistants -- Defensive line coach Bo Davis ($270,000), receivers coach Curt Cignetti ($250,000) and running backs coach Burton Burns ($270,000) -- remained the same though a year was added to those deals.

Pendry's deal increases to $450,000 in 2011 and Cochran's to $225,000 to 2011. Otherwise, the numbers remain the same in the second year of all coaches.

Defensive coordinator Kirby Smart is now easily the best-paid member of the coaching staff. Alabama increased Smart's salary to $750,000 earlier this year, matching an offer made by Georgia that Smart turned down to stay at Alabama.

New defensive assistant Jeremy Pruitt previously agreed to a two-year deal with $190,000 the first year.

http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2010/04/nick_saban_to_get_his_extra_5.html

Nick Saban to get his extra $5 million spread over each year
By Gentry Estes, Mobile Press-Register
April 22, 2010, 9:27AM

Though the total amount for the life of the deal remains the same, Saban now stands to make a salary of $4,633,333.33 for the 2010 season, up from the original amount of $4.1 million and paid to him in full in February.

The raise and contract extension Saban agreed to last year included the formation of a $5 million "Contract Year Completion Benefit" clause that was to pay Saban a lump sum at three different times if he is still coaching the Crimson Tide. He would have been due an additional $1.6 million in Jan. 2012, $1.7 million in Jan. 2015 and $1.7 million more in Jan. 2018.

Under new terms approved today by trustees, Saban would still receive the same $5 million total, only it would be spread over each year instead of the three-year milestones. It also now involves "accrual dates" on Sept. 1 of each year with payment due on Feb. 15 of the following year. If Saban is coaching Alabama's team each year on Sept. 1, he would only be due the full amount in February if his contract is terminated by UA without cause, not if Saban terminates the deal.

Trustees also approved 2010 salaries today for Alabama assistant coaches.

As it stands now, Saban received an additional $533,333.33 on April 15 of this year. He'll get the same amount Feb. 15, 2011 and Feb. 15, 2012, assuming he's still coaching Alabama's team on Sept. 1, 2010 and Sept. 1, 2011.

The amount increases to $566,666.67 on Feb. 15, 2013 (with the accrual date of Sept. 1, 2012). That sum would be the annual payout until Feb. 15, 2018, the year of the contract's expiration.

Per terms of his original 2007 contract, Saban made a salary of $3.9 million during the 2009 season, with incentives pushing the total far past $4 million. Now the $533.333.33 bonus he accrued and received this April is added to that total.

He was scheduled to earn a base salary of $4.1 million in 2010, $4.15 million the following year and $4.2 million during the 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017 seasons, though the bonus will now raise each of those numbers by at least half a million.

*** Saban also received a term life insurance policy as paid for by UA as a result of today's approved amendment.

RWS, are you still shitting your pants over how dumb we could be to pay our guru OC $500,000 when you're paying an OL coach $450,000 next year?

Here's what I could gather. I organized them by salary per team, rather than position to illustrate a point.

Chizik - $2,100,000    Saban - $4,633,333.33    = uat pays $2,533,333.33 more
Malzahn - $500,000    Smart - $750,000           = uat pays $250,000 more
Roof - $370,000        Pendry - $425,000           = uat pays $55,000 more
Taylor - $352,000      McElwain $410,000           = uat pays $58,000 more
Rocker - $330,000     Suneri - $350,000            = uat pays $20,000 more
Grimes - $319,000    Williams $305,000             = Auburn pays $14,000 more
Luper - $286,000      Davis - $270,000              = Auburn pays $16,000 more
Lolley - $231,000      Burns - $270,000             = uat pays $39,000 more
Boulware - $231,000 Cignetti - $250,000           = uat pays $19,000 more
Yoxall - ???              Cochran - $210,000          -- Couldn't find Yoxall's salary, but I'd be willing to bet it's under $210k.

So strength coaches excluded, uat is paying its coaches $2,944,333.33 more than Auburn.

Does anyone know what Yoxall's salary is to get a more accurate number?

[AWK]

Bump now that bammer's staff all got raises.

http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2010/04/trustees_approve_raises_for_ti.html
http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2010/04/nick_saban_to_get_his_extra_5.htmlRWS, are you still shitting your pants over how dumb we could be to pay our guru OC $500,000 when you're paying an OL coach $450,000 next year?

Here's what I could gather. I organized them by salary per team, rather than position to illustrate a point.

Chizik - $2,100,000    Saban - $4,633,333.33    = uat pays $2,533,333.33 more
Malzahn - $500,000    Smart - $750,000           = uat pays $250,000 more
Roof - $370,000        Pendry - $425,000           = uat pays $55,000 more
Taylor - $352,000      McElwain $410,000           = uat pays $58,000 more
Rocker - $330,000     Suneri - $350,000            = uat pays $20,000 more
Grimes - $319,000    Williams $305,000             = Auburn pays $14,000 more
Luper - $286,000      Davis - $270,000              = Auburn pays $16,000 more
Lolley - $231,000      Burns - $270,000             = uat pays $39,000 more
Boulware - $231,000 Cignetti - $250,000           = uat pays $19,000 more
Yoxall - ???              Cochran - $210,000          -- Couldn't find Yoxall's salary, but I'd be willing to bet it's under $210k.

So strength coaches excluded, uat is paying its coaches $2,944,333.33 more than Auburn.

Does anyone know what Yoxall's salary is to get a more accurate number?

Yoxall gets paid in protein.  See Muscle March.

[jadennis]

Yoxall gets paid in protein.  See Muscle March.

And his popular Yoxercise videos.

[Snaggletiger]

BTDub..63,000 X 5 = $315,000.00.  That little scrimmage last weekend should help cover the cost.

[AWK]

But on a side note, seriously... I got in the wrong fucking field.

[chinook]

But on a side note, seriously... I got in the wrong fucking field.

ya'll (lawyers) crack me up.

[The Prowler]

But on a side note, seriously... I got in the wrong fucking field.

contact Kaos...he's "in the know" 

[Token]

So strength coaches excluded, uat is paying its coaches $2,944,333.33 more than Auburn.

[The Prowler]

I saw those two rings yesterday with the open slot for the 3rd ring (SPuat's ring to the players for 13 MNC...the player told me that it'll have 13 diamonds to represent the MNCs.  I told him, "so it'll have 8 real diamonds and 5 cubic zirconias?"  He laughed pretty hard on that one.  He knew that I was an Auburn fan.)  I told him that the SEC Championship ring looks a lot better than the MNC ring.  The MNC ring looks too bland, compared to the SEC Championship one.

[djsimp]

You need to arrest that kid, he obviously stole that jewelry.

[Token]

You need to arrest that kid, he obviously stole that jewelry.

That jewelry was purchased on January 3rd of 2007.  It just came a little earlier than expected. 

[The Prowler]

That jewelry was purchased on January 3rd of 2007.  It just came a little earlier than expected. 

The Mahogany box that the Championship rings are in is pretty fuckin' sharp as well.

[RWS]

RWS, are you still shitting your pants over how dumb we could be to pay our guru OC $500,000 when you're paying an OL coach $450,000 next year?

I think Token's reply sums up my response nicely. Alabama just won the SEC, and the NC. I certainly don't think that is putting the cart before the horse.

[AUChizad]

I think Token's reply sums up my response nicely. Alabama just won the SEC, and the NC. I certainly don't think that is putting the cart before the horse.

This guy said it best.  

Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
Matthew 7:3-5

[War Eagle!!!]

This guy said it best.  
 

With all due respect...how in the flying fuck do you have the balls to quote Jesus, when you put Him and Christianity down at every turn? Unless I just miss the blatant sarcasm here...you can't pick and choose...

[The Prowler]

So, Chizad puts down Tebow at every turn?