All bark, no bite whatsoever

AUChizad · « **Reply #20 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:16:27 AM »

Apparently, they found the bag.

Only had grocery items in it, but /b/ got it from her and returned it to EBM.

AUChizad · « **Reply #21 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:33:13 AM »

http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune/localnews/ci_14429686

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AC Transit bus brawler has video past
By Angela Woodall
Oakland Tribune
Posted: 02/18/2010 06:16:36 PM PST
Updated: 02/18/2010 07:34:56 PM PST

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* You Tube video of AC Transit bus fight in Oakland creating buzz

OAKLAND -- A 67-year-old man captured in a YouTube video beating a fellow AC Transit passenger Tuesday is the same man whom Oakland police stunned twice with a Taser gun in August during an A's baseball game.

The latest altercation involving Thomas Bruso began when a younger man on the bus began yelling at Bruso, who calls himself "Tom Slick," "Vietnam Tom" and "Epic Beard Man." LOL! Calls himself EBM?

Bruso was taken to the John George Psychiatric Pavilion for an evaluation after he struck the male passenger several times with his fist and continued to rant about the incident, Alameda County Sheriff's spokesman Sgt. J.D. Nelson said.

A video of the brawl captured by a college student, Iyanna Washington, showed the two men speaking to each from across the aisle near the center or rear of the bus. Within minutes, an argument broke out and quickly escalated. Bruso incensed the man by asking, "How much you charge me for a spit shine?" according to witness accounts.

The younger man then ordered the 6-foot-1, 280-pound Bruso away from him, to the front of the bus.

Bruso angrily stalked to the front, followed by the younger man who continued to yell at Bruso. The exchange continued with the goading of other passengers until finally the younger man struck him. Bruso stood up and returned the blows, beating the man until he fell to the floor with a bloody nose.

AC Transit spokesman Clarence Johnson said the younger man's nose was broken. No one was arrested.

"He (expletive) hit me. He
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(expletive) hit me in the face," the enraged Bruso bellowed after the driver escorted him off the bus. I'm 67 years old and I'm not getting killed," he screamed.

Last year, Bruso was involved in another incident, also captured on video and widely circulated on YouTube and other Web sites.

At an Aug. 3, 2009, A's ballgame, Oakland police officers used a stun gun on Bruso because he refused repeated requests to leave the ballpark. He hadn't been drinking but had brought alcohol into the stadium, police spokesman Jeff Thomason said at the time. When Bruso refused to leave, Coliseum security asked Oakland police officers working the game to eject him. Three officers verbally tried several times to get Bruso to leave, but he refused.

The situation quickly escalated after Bruso made a rude gesture at one of the two officers. They then placed a handcuff on Bruso's left wrist. A third officer arrived with a Taser, stunning the man in the left shoulder blade while another officer was placing the other cuff on Bruso's right wrist. The third officer applied the Taser on Bruso again, this time near the middle of his back, which caused Bruso to fall forward into an aisle. He was charged with resisting arrest and taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.

AUChizad · « **Reply #22 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:43:21 AM »

Here's the prequel to Epic Beard Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Qhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcEJcEUnN7Q#

AUChizad · « **Reply #23 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:47:51 AM »

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #24 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:49:23 AM »

This one isn't as good as the Mortal Kombat version I posted, but it's still pretty fucking classic:

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #25 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:50:47 AM »

And for the Dragonball dorks:

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #26 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:53:46 AM »

And this is Part 2, taken after he got kicked off the bus. He basically paces around angrily and screams:

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #27 on:** February 19, 2010, 12:56:01 AM »

This shit only happened two days ago, and there's already a website dedicated to him:

http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/

AUChizad · « **Reply #28 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:07:18 AM »

Here's her argument getting ripped to shreds.

AUChizad · « **Reply #29 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:18:41 AM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on February 19, 2010, 12:56:01 AM

This shit only happened two days ago, and there's already a website dedicated to him:

http://www.epicbeardmanfacts.com/

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Epic Beard Man Cast – The Bravest Man on Earth
After putting a walloping on Amber Lamps, Epic Beard Man was briefly ( and stupidly) tested by another bus patron. We call this patron “The Bravest Man on Earth” because nobody has ever put their hands on Epic Beard Man and walked away without a size 11 up his/her booty. The Bravest Man on Earth let go of Epic Beard Man as quickly as he tried to hold on to him. It’s obvious that he felt Epic Beard Man’s out of this world strength and did not want any part of the fury. Though you went out like a little hoe, we still must raise our glasses to you because compared to Epic Beard Man we are all little hoes.

IF YOU HAVE ANY ADDITIONAL INFO REGARDING THIS CAST MEMBER PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OR EMAIL epicbeardmanfacts@yahoo.com.

AUChizad · « **Reply #30 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:21:02 AM »

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As many of you were watching the confrontation between Epic Beard Man and Tough Thug, some of y’all were busy falling in love with the Hot Headphones Girl AKA Amber Lamps who was relaxing right in the midst of a war. She was given the nickname Amber Lamps because the internet census took it away from Tough Thug Tyrone and coined it for her. She stood out in this crowd more than a no arm man in a push up contest. What part of heaven did she come from? Many would have to assume the part that manufactures the angels. What kind of music has the honor to bless her ears? Was she gangsta leanin’ to some Tech N9ne perhaps? Maybe boppin’ to some Pat Benatar? What we do know about Hot Headphones Girl is that she has a great sense of fashion to match her stunning facial features. She is equipped with eyes and aura that can penetrate through computer monitors, and most importantly, holds no type of fear in her heart. Her attitude remains cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail throughout the whole incident like, “Y’all bitches hurry up and fight so I can get to where I needs to be”.

IF YOU HAVE ANY ADDITIONAL INFO REGARDING THIS CAST MEMBER PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OR EMAIL epicbeardmanfacts@yahoo.com.

AWK · « **Reply #31 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:44:51 AM »

LMFAO.

AUChizad · « **Reply #32 on:** February 19, 2010, 01:50:20 AM »

Saniflush · « **Reply #33 on:** February 19, 2010, 07:16:46 AM »

OK let me say these things.

1) Epic beard man is my new hero (sorry Wes)
2) What War Eagle said. If you are going to get your ass beat, don't say "Next time I am going to kick his ass".
3) Where I come from, if you got your ass kicked by some one you were fucking with you toted your ass whoopin' home and shut your fucking mouth.
4) After all that maybe the most disturbing part was that after toting his ass whoopin their new answer was "we can sue him".

AUChizad · « **Reply #34 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:18:44 AM »

This Iyanna Washington bitch is soaking up her 15 minutes.

I want to see Vietnam Tom's side of the story, even though anyone objective with a pair of eyes can see this guy was harassed, tried to be the better man and move to the front of the bus, then got the first punch thrown on him and had to regulate.

It's also clear this bitch instigated it and screamed racist shit and then stole the dude's bag.

This reporter and his white guilt..."He actually said shine my shoes! Gasp!"

That's not how shit went down.

When the video starts it cuts in the middle of him saying "What a nigga gotta spitshine somebody's shoes to get a seat on the AC Transit?"

Vietnam Tom, perhaps being a smartass said "How much do you charge?" Vietnam Tom is not the one that brought up spitshining, the other dude did.

Despite all this, the media is trying to portray this Iyanna bitch as a hero, and Epic Beard Man as some psychopath. WTF? He's a 67 year old man that was fucked with, tried to avoid confrontation, and then got hit in the face and was forced to retaliate.

Token · « **Reply #35 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:22:42 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on February 19, 2010, 10:18:44 AM

and then got hit in the face and was forced to retaliate.

And it was glorious tribulation.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #36 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:24:50 AM »

Well...epic beard man regulated the hell outta Thugs ass. I could watch that shit all day. Thug man should have his ass whipped again if he tries to sue.

AWK · « **Reply #37 on:** February 19, 2010, 10:53:00 AM »

I demand to hear more from Amberlamps. ASAP. She is a Goddess. Her fucked up hair and mix matched clothes are bonuses.

AUChizad · « **Reply #38 on:** February 19, 2010, 11:05:39 AM »

Quote from: AWK on February 19, 2010, 10:53:00 AM

I demand to hear more from Amberlamps. ASAP. She is a Goddess. Her fucked up hair and mix matched clothes are bonuses.

I think it has been verified that she was an angel sent to watch over the AC transit to give Epic Beard Man his inhuman brute strength.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #39 on:** February 19, 2010, 11:39:45 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on February 18, 2010, 01:45:13 PM

1. Epic beard man is big.
2. Don't ever fuck with a big due in a "I am a mother fucker" shirt.
3. If you are going to get your ass beat, don't say "Next time I am going to kick his ass".
4. Why does he need an Amber Lamp?

"Kicking The Living Shit Out Of A Criminal Scumbag Will Be Like A Walk In The Park, With The Secrets You'll Find Inside This Prison Based Fight System"