I could still be an Olympian

[AUTailgatingRules]

If only someone would open a curling venue in Birmingham.  This has to be my favorite olympic sport of all time.

Imagine being able to hook up with the boys, drink beer, smoke cigars, and "practice for the olympics.  All you have to do is learn how to slide a bunch of rocks across the ice before you pass out drunk.

[Tarheel]

If only someone would open a curling venue in Birmingham.  This has to be my favorite olympic sport of all time.

Imagine being able to hook up with the boys, drink beer, smoke cigars, and "practice for the olympics.  All you have to do is learn how to slide a bunch of rocks across the ice before you pass out drunk.

"Smoke cigars"!?  Not in Canada.  Not even in your own house in some places.