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Some Congratulations are in order
« on: February 15, 2010, 04:18:43 PM »
Chopper, got engaged to get hitched this weekend.  Surprisingly, it was not to Kaos.   :wartim:

Congrat's buddy.   :bar:
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 04:20:18 PM »
Another one bites the dust....

Adios, T, we hardly knew ye.




Congrats...I guess.
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 04:26:04 PM »
I'm going to shy away from the highly offensive rant I normally save for people who get engagement rings for Valentine's day and offer a simple congratulation. 

So, congrats Chopper.   :wartim:
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 04:35:16 PM »
Appreciate it!  Been a good week!

Wedding date is set for April of next year.   :bar:
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 04:40:11 PM »
Congrats Chop.  Just please tell me it's not the 1st...?!?
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 04:55:21 PM »
I thought this thread was going to be about the new penis pump I bought for mys...


wait...



Congrats, T.  I'm not sure what you were thinking, but if you wish to join our ranks of slavery and servitude, then so be it.
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 05:04:27 PM »
14 months of freedom left.  And then the marriage ship sweeps in, takes you from your homeland and chains you to a wall.

Or something like that.

Congratulations!
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 05:18:44 PM »
Chop - here's some sage advice from someone who's been hitched for 21 years.....

RUN! RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL!
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 06:16:10 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 15, 2010, 05:18:44 PM
Chop - here's some sage advice from someone who's been hitched for 21 years.....

RUN! RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL!
I am SO gonna tell your lovelly wife that you said that...

Congrats, T.  I guess this is the nurse, not the one you brought to the tailgate two yrs ago?
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 06:19:17 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 15, 2010, 06:16:10 PM
I am SO gonna tell your lovelly wife that you said that.
You've got to get me to Houston first!
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 10:06:57 PM »
Congrats Chop! 
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 10:45:56 PM »
Congrats! Use these next 14 months to see if she will try to change you.
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 11:46:07 PM »
Quote from: Ranger12 on February 15, 2010, 10:45:56 PM
Congrats! Use these next 14 months to see if she will try to change you.

It's funny, cuz it's true.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2010, 12:06:48 AM »
I'd advise him to stock up on sex, too, because after the first kid comes....  that's gonna be a fight.  For years.
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2010, 12:40:19 AM »
Quote from: Token on February 15, 2010, 04:26:04 PM
I'm going to shy away from the highly offensive rant I normally save for people who get engagement rings for Valentine's day and offer a simple congratulation. 

So, congrats Chopper.   :wartim:

Yep. So if it all goes to shit now, you cannot get that ring back. It qualifies as a gift.

So if you'll just do what you are told and be a good boy, you won't have to worry about that. :poke:
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2010, 02:33:16 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 16, 2010, 12:40:19 AM
Yep. So if it all goes to shit now, you cannot get that ring back. It qualifies as a gift.

So if you'll just do what you are told and be a good boy, you won't have to worry about that. :poke:
Screw the ring, it's your balls you need to worry about.
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2010, 06:48:27 AM »
Congrats.   

Why must I always be the first to think of the upside?


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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2010, 09:39:34 AM »
Damn, the last on to know? Congrats :thumsup:
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2010, 09:48:31 AM »
Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Chop. Way to work it through.

I better get an invite....












to the bachelor party.
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Re: Some Congratulations are in order
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2010, 09:52:31 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 16, 2010, 09:48:31 AM
Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Chop. Way to work it through.

I better get an invite....












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It takes a real man to give away an angel.
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