Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Amateur Meteorologists

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Amateur Meteorologists
« on: February 12, 2010, 10:37:30 AM »
Any of you fuckers from over in Alabama like the Ham, Gadsden, Anniston, gimme some weather updates.  i gotta start deciding whether to tell my second shift to stay home.  My inclination is to tell them that but it has not started doing anything here in West Georgia as of yet.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Ogre

  • ****
  • 3658
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 10:40:31 AM »
I'm perched in my office in Irondale at the moment.  No snow yet, and we were supposed to have 2-4 inches by noon.  I'd piss them off and call them in.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 10:48:12 AM »
I'm perched in my office in Irondale at the moment.  No snow yet, and we were supposed to have 2-4 inches by noon.  I'd piss them off and call them in.

That's kinda what I am thinking.  Hasn't done shit here yet and everyone is thinking three day weekend.

Fuck'em.  If I don't get it neither do they.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 10:51:55 AM »
I am in downtown Birmingham and have been looking out the window all morning for the snow, but haven't seen the first flake yet...other than the rest of this bunch in my building.
It's a good thing they cancelled school today though.  :taunt:

I'd call 'em in.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Ogre

  • ****
  • 3658
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 10:52:12 AM »
That's kinda what I am thinking.  Hasn't done shit here yet and everyone is thinking three day weekend.

Fuck'em.  If I don't get it neither do they.

That's my line of thinking as well.  Not even so much as one snowflake has dropped here.

I'm going to find James Spann and kick his ass.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 11:21:39 AM »
Just an FYI, there are flurries now in downtown Birmingham. 

Also, it be snowing in Montgomery.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 11:35:07 AM »
Just an FYI, there are flurries now in downtown Birmingham. 

Also, it be snowing in Montgomery.

You don't know shit.  You are in a Piedmont Park bathroom.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

chinook

  • ****
  • 5647
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 11:36:59 AM »
Any of you fuckers from over in Alabama like the Ham, Gadsden, Anniston, gimme some weather updates.  i gotta start deciding whether to tell my second shift to stay home.  My inclination is to tell them that but it has not started doing anything here in West Georgia as of yet.

how much snow are you expecting?  

if it's advisory amounts i lean towards...come in if you feel comfortable driving.  most field operations will cease but we have work at the main facility.  typically, we'll get about 65% of the people...more like 85% if it's pay day or near the holidays.

  
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 11:37:31 AM »
You don't know shit.  You are in a Piedmont Park bathroom.
What does Delta say.  3 day weekend? I have a 3 day weekend, I will be honoring my past presidents by sleeping late and possibly going fishing.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 11:39:02 AM »
BTW my 2 cents tell them they don't have to come in...grab Whit and see if you can get an earlier flight ....beeeyotch!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 11:41:55 AM »
BTW my 2 cents tell them they don't have to come in...grab Whit and see if you can get an earlier flight ....beeeyotch!

Already tried the earlier flight deal.  You know how many motherfuckers have been trying to get earlier flights since yesterday at noon?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 11:42:52 AM »
You don't know shit.  You are in a Piedmont Park bathroom.
So, you are going to Florida this weekend?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2010, 11:43:30 AM »
So, you are going to Florida this weekend?

Maybe
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

chinook

  • ****
  • 5647
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 11:46:37 AM »
Already tried the earlier flight deal.  You know how many motherfuckers have been trying to get earlier flights since yesterday at noon?

hopefully, the airport will not shut down.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2010, 11:48:43 AM »
What's so funny, is that it's only 1 - 2 inches of snow expected.  People in the south are retarded sometimes.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2010, 12:01:05 PM »
Already tried the earlier flight deal.  You know how many motherfuckers have been trying to get earlier flights since yesterday at noon?
Those people are not Saniflush
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

Kaos

  • *
  • 29513
  • Jeez
    • No, YOU Move!
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2010, 01:14:33 PM »
Professional meteorologists should know not to say things like "100% chance" 

Because when what they said was certain DOESN'T happen, those fucks don't have to deal with crestfallen ten year olds.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2010, 01:21:17 PM »
Those people are not Saniflush

That is THE Saniflush.

Snowing like hell here now.  just called off 2nd shift.  Waiting to see what Spirit Airlines does.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

War Eagle!!!

  • ****
  • 8292
  • The Original Backwards Hat
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2010, 01:30:04 PM »
We, no shit, got 14 inches of snow yesterday. Damndest thing I have ever seen. I have been outside with the kids playing in it all morning!

But I am 900 miles from you so this probably doesn't help...
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Amateur Meteorologists
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2010, 01:32:12 PM »
That is THE Saniflush.

Snowing like hell here now.  just called off 2nd shift.  Waiting to see what Spirit Airlines does.
Oh fuck me, you are riding Spirit?

I flew them once, let me just say.  You will be staying in Atlanta this weekend...sorry.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."