Amateur Meteorologists

Saniflush · « **on:** February 12, 2010, 10:37:30 AM »

Any of you fuckers from over in Alabama like the Ham, Gadsden, Anniston, gimme some weather updates. i gotta start deciding whether to tell my second shift to stay home. My inclination is to tell them that but it has not started doing anything here in West Georgia as of yet.

Ogre · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:40:31 AM »

I'm perched in my office in Irondale at the moment. No snow yet, and we were supposed to have 2-4 inches by noon. I'd piss them off and call them in.

Saniflush · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:48:12 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on February 12, 2010, 10:40:31 AM

I'm perched in my office in Irondale at the moment. No snow yet, and we were supposed to have 2-4 inches by noon. I'd piss them off and call them in.

That's kinda what I am thinking. Hasn't done shit here yet and everyone is thinking three day weekend.

Fuck'em. If I don't get it neither do they.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:51:55 AM »

I am in downtown Birmingham and have been looking out the window all morning for the snow, but haven't seen the first flake yet...other than the rest of this bunch in my building.
It's a good thing they cancelled school today though.

I'd call 'em in.

Ogre · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:52:12 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 12, 2010, 10:48:12 AM

That's kinda what I am thinking. Hasn't done shit here yet and everyone is thinking three day weekend.

Fuck'em. If I don't get it neither do they.

That's my line of thinking as well. Not even so much as one snowflake has dropped here.

I'm going to find James Spann and kick his ass.

AWK · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:21:39 AM »

Just an FYI, there are flurries now in downtown Birmingham.

Also, it be snowing in Montgomery.

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:35:07 AM »

Quote from: AWK on February 12, 2010, 11:21:39 AM

Just an FYI, there are flurries now in downtown Birmingham.

Also, it be snowing in Montgomery.

You don't know shit. You are in a Piedmont Park bathroom.

chinook · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:36:59 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 12, 2010, 10:37:30 AM

Any of you fuckers from over in Alabama like the Ham, Gadsden, Anniston, gimme some weather updates. i gotta start deciding whether to tell my second shift to stay home. My inclination is to tell them that but it has not started doing anything here in West Georgia as of yet.

how much snow are you expecting?

if it's advisory amounts i lean towards...come in if you feel comfortable driving. most field operations will cease but we have work at the main facility. typically, we'll get about 65% of the people...more like 85% if it's pay day or near the holidays.

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:37:31 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 12, 2010, 11:35:07 AM

You don't know shit. You are in a Piedmont Park bathroom.

What does Delta say. 3 day weekend? I have a 3 day weekend, I will be honoring my past presidents by sleeping late and possibly going fishing.

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:39:02 AM »

BTW my 2 cents tell them they don't have to come in...grab Whit and see if you can get an earlier flight ....beeeyotch!

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:41:55 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 12, 2010, 11:39:02 AM

BTW my 2 cents tell them they don't have to come in...grab Whit and see if you can get an earlier flight ....beeeyotch!

Already tried the earlier flight deal. You know how many motherfuckers have been trying to get earlier flights since yesterday at noon?

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:42:52 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 12, 2010, 11:35:07 AM

You don't know shit. You are in a Piedmont Park bathroom.

So, you are going to Florida this weekend?

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:43:30 AM »

Quote from: AWK on February 12, 2010, 11:42:52 AM

So, you are going to Florida this weekend?

Maybe

chinook · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:46:37 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 12, 2010, 11:41:55 AM

Already tried the earlier flight deal. You know how many motherfuckers have been trying to get earlier flights since yesterday at noon?

hopefully, the airport will not shut down.

AWK · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2010, 11:48:43 AM »

What's so funny, is that it's only 1 - 2 inches of snow expected. People in the south are retarded sometimes.

Godfather · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2010, 12:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 12, 2010, 11:41:55 AM

Already tried the earlier flight deal. You know how many motherfuckers have been trying to get earlier flights since yesterday at noon?

Those people are not Saniflush

Kaos · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2010, 01:14:33 PM »

Professional meteorologists should know not to say things like "100% chance"

Because when what they said was certain DOESN'T happen, those fucks don't have to deal with crestfallen ten year olds.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2010, 01:21:17 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 12, 2010, 12:01:05 PM

Those people are not Saniflush

That is THE Saniflush.

Snowing like hell here now. just called off 2nd shift. Waiting to see what Spirit Airlines does.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2010, 01:30:04 PM »

We, no shit, got 14 inches of snow yesterday. Damndest thing I have ever seen. I have been outside with the kids playing in it all morning!

But I am 900 miles from you so this probably doesn't help...

AWK · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2010, 01:32:12 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 12, 2010, 01:21:17 PM

That is THE Saniflush.

Snowing like hell here now. just called off 2nd shift. Waiting to see what Spirit Airlines does.

Oh fuck me, you are riding Spirit?

I flew them once, let me just say. You will be staying in Atlanta this weekend...sorry.