My fav, kind of sad, was the mom who gave her 5 yr old methadone instead of liquid ibruprofen. That simple error speaks VOLUMES about that family dynamic, doesn't it?
See, Token, stick with me... I can take you places you have only dreamed of. But wait until I sober up. Ambien maked the keys change places and I have to focus REEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLYYYY hard right now to type coherently. Not that some of you loooosers [sic] would ever notice. But I pride myself on my grammar and spelling under any inebriated or otherwise fundamentally impaired condition. One does set certain standards for oneself, you see...