When I taught eighth grade I was in a bad mood one Friday before a major ball game. The kids were going over the differences between Islam and Christianity. A student asked me how come Muslim men got to marry a bunch of wives, and I gave this answer:
Would you buy sandwich in a brown paper bag if they wouldn't let you even see what kind of sandwich it was or what it looked like? Maybe she's got pretty eyes, but when they unwrap that thing the rest doesn't match. She might have a huge nose or messed up teeth or hairy moles or something. So they have to keep on going until they find one they like. Now fill out the rest of your worksheet.
That landed me in the principal's office for a conference.
Thank you for proving that I was right all along.