An Example Of How Bammers Don't Get It

[Token]

prayers sent

[Mr. Sensible]

prayers sent

[GH2001]

Since you asked I'll be MORE than happy to answer.  

And yet all you guys can talk about is us. Sad really. Poor little Awbren threaten you that much?

To compare the family thing to the likes of Nazis and the Mansons is absurb at best. Family can mean physically related or symbolic in a close knit kind of way. The Nazis and Mansons were the first. Auburn is the second. Epic FAIL   on this writer's part. I hope he doesn't quit his day job. He is about as bad as Critterden that Kaos loves so much.

[jadennis]

If we're going to argue about petty facts irrelevant to football, then let's argue about something that I give a phuk about:

Coaches' wives.

Neither are particularly smokin', but Chizik has a clear advantage.  Consider it the tie breaker for the height battle.

Is it me or does Saban's wife kinda look like Chizik in the face?

[El Guapo]

Chiz has that look on his face as if he's questioning himself on whether or not he just pooped.

[Token]

Chiz has that look on his face as if he's questioning himself on whether or not he just pooped.

Actually, he's about to have an aneurysm because that helmet isn't straight.

[Godfather]

Chiz has that look on his face as if he's questioning himself on whether or not he just pooped.

Not gonna lie, I laughed out loud.  He makes that face a lot.

[Tiger Wench]

Actually, he's about to have an aneurysm because that helmet isn't straight.

Hey.  Being OCD is not a bad thing...

[Vandy Vol]

Hey.  Being OCD is not a bad thing...

Not knowing whether you pooped in your pants or not, however, is a bad thing.

[CCTAU]

Yep.  100% true.

Being anywhere in the world and getting a "War Eagle!" from another fan... that is special too.  I have never had anyone anywhere respond with anything other than a smile and a "War Eagle!" right back. 

bammer doesn't get it - it's hard to be a family when your tree has no branches.

I August, it will be 20 years since I graduated AU (TY God). And even back then we referred to ourselves as the Auburn FAMILY. This is nothing new. It's only now that AU has weathered the storm without killing off its own that the bamzos are trying to understand how we did that. It is a family. Sure there are some relatives you don't like, but in the end, there are very few that we would not piss on if they were on fire.

[Kaos]

I erred. I said chizik's wife. I meant Saban's.

Never seen Chiziks wife. Saban's hatchet face totem pole looking wife I have seen.  She is horrifying. A crone.

Apologies 

[Birmingham]

Hey, not everything I post is "pro Auburn" but your responses are poop throwing for the most part because they usually involve taking a shot at something Auburn when you post in reply. Example:

"I believe Chizik and Saban are near the same height." - Not pro-Auburn but also not poop throwing.

"How tall is Chizik?" - poop throwing.

All in the attitude, Kingpin. All in the attitude.

You don't suppose that response was directed to the person talking about how short Saban is, do you?  You don't do much supposin'.  A lot of posting, not enough supposing.

[AUChizad]

I erred. I said chizik's wife. I meant Saban's.

Never seen Chiziks wife. Saban's hatchet face totem pole looking wife I have seen.  She is horrifying. A crone.

Apologies 

I just facepalmed and moved on without questioning it.

Your taste in women is well documented, so I just going to chock it up to diffr'nt strokes.

[GH2001]

I just facepalmed and moved on without questioning it.

Your taste in women is well documented, so I just going to chock it up to diffr'nt strokes.

was actually scratching my head on that one too.....she's a good looking woman to me.

[No Huddle]

I do get the whole family analogy. However I hear Roll Tide and a smile to follow everywhere I go even when we were not doing so well. I feel the family thing came around years ago when Auburn was really second fiddle to Alabama and the only fans of Auburn had a tie to the University. However times have changed and the Auburn family has grown to include people who have no tie to the university. I know when I set foot on the campus of the Capstone (another reason Auburn was really second fiddle not a poke) I feel like I am home. So I am not sure Auburn has cornered the market on family and your campus feels better or whatever but you are saying you love the University which is what all fans say about their University.

[RWS]

Both campuses are very nice, but fuck Auburn's parking, and their ticket happy rent-a-cops.

[Buzz Killington]

Both campuses are very nice, but fuck Auburn's parking, and their ticket happy rent-a-cops.

This we can all agree on.

[Townhallsavoy]

I erred. I said chizik's wife. I meant Saban's.

Never seen Chiziks wife. Saban's hatchet face totem pole looking wife I have seen.  She is horrifying. A crone.

Apologies 

Your original comment did make me wonder.

[AUChizad]

I know when I set foot on the campus of the Capstone (another reason Auburn was really second fiddle not a poke)

Splain.

[The Prowler]

Both campuses are very nice, but fuck Auburn's parking, and their ticket happy rent-a-cops.

How does Bryant-Denny-Tuberville Stadium compare to Jordan-Hare?