Corey Lemonier Loves Guns and Corvettes

[Buzz Killington]

After the money

You mean the $10,000 bags, or are we talking about something new?

[Token]

When he drives it around or is seen in person driving it around, come back to this. Until then, its all a guess. We know Dre drives one - no assuming, its a FACT.

Corey taking a picture in a corvette doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey selling drugs out of a corvette doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey parking a corvette on a campus track doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey sticking his wiener in the gas tank of a corvette while firing off rounds from a 12 gauge pump doesn't = Auburn cheating

Dre driving a charger doesn't = Alabama cheating. 

This isn't rocket science. 

[Godfather]

Corey taking a picture in a corvette doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey selling drugs out of a corvette doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey parking a corvette on a campus track doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey sticking his wiener in the gas tank of a corvette while firing off rounds from a 12 gauge pump doesn't = Auburn cheating

Dre driving a charger doesn't = Alabama cheating. 

This isn't rocket science. 

You being a sheriff doesn't = you passed your GED have a flat top and a mustache.

[Token]

You being a sheriff doesn't = you passed your GED have a flat top and a mustache.

I was told the mustache comes after 10 years of service.  I've got 7 more to go, and I plan on a glorious stache. 

And that GED was fucking hard, man.  I just left the essay blank.

[AWK]

You being a sheriff doesn't = you passed your GED have a flat top and a mustache.

Fact = Shark Week = Rodney King

[AWK]

I was told the mustache comes after 10 years of service.  I've got 7 more to go, and I plan on a glorious stache. 

And that GED was fucking hard, man.  I just left the essay blank.

I bet there were a lot of essays in there taking it with you.

[Token]

I bet there were a lot of essays in there taking it with you.

Yeah, and those lying motherfuckers did better on the English part than I did. 

Luckily for me though, the instructor was a Bama fan so I just gave her a roll tide.  And some dirty closet sex afterward.

[AWK]

Yeah, and those lying motherfuckers did better on the English part than I did. 

Luckily for me though, the instructor was a Bama fan so I just gave her a roll tide.  And some dirty closet sex afterward.

Oh, so that's what they call a "charger" now a days.

[Godfather]

He is just upset cause the other Sheriff gets to drive the undercover charger.

[Token]

He is just upset cause the other Sheriff gets to drive the undercover charger.

I got a charger.  And a laptop. 

Bitch.

[The Prowler]

Corey taking a picture in a corvette doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey selling drugs out of a corvette doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey parking a corvette on a campus track doesn't = Auburn cheating
Corey sticking his wiener in the gas tank of a corvette while firing off rounds from a 12 gauge pump doesn't = Auburn cheating

Dre and Jerrell driving a charger doesn't DOES = Alabama cheating. 

This isn't IS rocket science. 

Fixed it for ya.

[RWS]

Fixed it for ya.

So, if the car is actually Lemonier's, you admit that AU is cheating?

[The Prowler]

So, if the car is actually Lemonier's, you admit that AU is cheating?

No, just means that his family is well off.  BTW, it sure looks like a Bad Ass car for the Prom, but that's just me....

[Saniflush]

I just gave her a roll tide.  And some dirty closet sex afterward.

That's a signature Dubose move right there.

[Mr. Sensible]

That's a signature Dubose move right there.

Add a slap and it's a Wimp Sanderson move.