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The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams

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The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« on: February 06, 2010, 01:05:15 AM »
Hilarious.  From CFN:

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Recruiting 2010


The All-Name Teams

By Pete Fiutak

We’re not going to know for at least three years if most of the new recruits will actually do anything on the field, but at the very least we can hope that some of the names below will be part of our college football lives ...they’re just too good. Here are the coolest new names in college football.

The 2010 I.M. Hipp Ceremonial Award Goes To ...

Chi Chi Ariguzo, LB Northwestern

2010 Recruiting All-Name First Team

QB – Munchie Legaux, Cincinnati
RB – Mister Jones, Texas A&M
RB – Nehemie Kankolongo, Wyoming
WR – Tyrek Cheeseboro, Maryland
WR – El Rico Jones, Akron
TE – Jamize Olawale, North Texas
OL – Louiszell Alexander, Syracuse
OL – Betim Bujari, Rutgers   
OL – Kaiwi Crabb, Colorado
OL – Shabban Dika, Iowa State
OL – Jose Jose, UCF
PK – Eduardo Camara, Arkansas

DL – Owanagbe Odighuzuwa, UCLA
DL – Chidera Uzo-Diribe, Colorado
DL – Augafa Vaaulu, New Mexico State
DL – Mwanza Wamulumba, Miami University
LB – Chi Chi Ariguzo, Northwestern
LB – Toquavius Gilchrist, South Carolina
LB – Cqualin Hubert, Texas Tech
DB – Bashaud Breeland, Clemson
DB – Gareef Glashen, Rutgers
DB – Marqueston Huff, Wyoming
DB – Dwellie Striggles, Buffalo
P – Pablo Beltran, Navy

2010 Recruiting All-Name Second-Team

QB – Detchauz Wray, New Mexico
RB – Orleans Darkwa, Tulane
RB – Centarius Donald, ULM
WR – Jamarious Crusoe, UAB
WR – Jazz King, Marshall
TE – Nermin Delic, Kentucky
OL – Quinterrius Eatmon, South Florida
OL – Fabbians Ebbele, Arizona
OL – Kason Hostrup, Kansas State
OL – Khamrone Kolb, Penn State
OL – Jon Ragoo, Minnesota
PK – Alejandro Maldonado, Oregon

DL – Keba Agostinho, Kansas
DL – Jaqwaylin Arps, Kansas
DL – Chuka Ndulue, Oklahoma
DL – Farrington Huguenin, Kentucky
LB – Zik Asiegbu, Tulsa
LB – Aramide Olaniyan, UCLA
LB – Nduka Onyeali, Arizona State
DB – Arryn Chenault, Cincinnati
DB – Sharrod Golightly, South Carolina
DB – Octavious Leftwich, Ohio
DB – Dequan Menzie, Alabama
P – Kirby Van Der Kamp, Iowa State

2010 Recruiting All-Name Honorable Mention

LB Gideon Ajagbe, Florida
LB Shaydon Akuna, Oregon State
QB Cameron Allerheiligen, Arizona
DE Jatashun Beachum, Arkansas
WR Necho Beard, Nevada
WR Deion Belue, Alabama
LB Ferlando Bohanna, Mississippi State
WR Furious Bradley, Southern Miss
QB Tyler Brosius, North Carolina (because he has to be called SupercalifragiliciousexpiTyler Brosius)  :clap:
CB Carrington Byndom, Texas
ATH Lavocheya Cooper, Oklahoma State
LB Raiques Crump, Tennessee
WR Darqueze Dennard, Michigan State
ATH Synjyn Days, Georgia Tech
LB Steele Divitto, Boston College
TE Tiree Eure, Minnesota
DE Isamae Faciane, FIU
OL Tunde Fariyike, Auburn
QB Arsinio Favor, Southern Miss
QB Dylan Favre, Mississippi State
WR Qudral Forte, West Virginia
LB Princeton Fuimaono, Washington
LB Manasseh Garner, Wisconsin
LB Leighton Gasque, Middle Tennessee
OT Kenarious Gates, Georgia
TE Crockett Gilmore, Colorado State
DE Jamius Gunsby, South Florida
S Devin Hedgepeth, Oklahoma State
WR Maudrecus Humphrey, Arkansas
S Deion Imade, Oklahoma State
CB Saheed Imoru, Pitt
OG Shep Klinke, Texas A&M
WR Quantavious Leslie, West Virginia
CB Rob’Donovan Lewis, Memphis
WR Quadarias Mireles, Ole Miss
DT John Nard, ULM
LB Quayshawn Nealy, Georgia Tech
DT Kjelby Oiland, UNLV
DE Holmes Onwukaife, Florida State
DE Kalafitoni Pole, Washington State
WR Shyquawn Pullium, Penn State
DT Kelcy Quarles, South Carolina
RB Joshua Quezada, BYU
LB Cleohus Robinson, Stanford
CB Cadarious Sanders, South Carolina
RB E.J. Schexnayder, Fresno State
LB Yawin Smallwood, Connecticut
WR Irshad Stolden, UNLV
RB Sir Gregory Thornton, Arkansas State
WR Wes Tonkery, West Virginia
WR Charcandrick West, Louisiana Tech
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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 10:34:10 AM »
I can't believe Jonsux Meballs didn't make the list.
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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 11:17:45 AM »
I can't believe Jonsux Meballs didn't make the list.

As the great Chizad has said..."That shit gets less funny the more you post it."

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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 11:22:38 AM »
How in the hell does Arie Kouandjio not make first team?  I'm so damn tired of these biased motherfuckers.  We never get any respect.
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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 11:23:23 AM »
As the great Chizad has said..."That shit gets less funny the more you post it."

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Bitch all my shit is funny
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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 11:30:52 AM »
What ever happened to names like Jerry, Chris, Emmitt, Warren, etc.?
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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 11:33:21 AM »
What ever happened to names like Jerry, Chris, Emmitt, Warren, etc.?

They tried to dance with the stars?
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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 11:51:13 AM »
What ever happened to names like Jerry, Chris, Emmitt, Warren, etc.?

Or Tyrone, Demetrius, Terrance or Darius.....I mean, what the hell??
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Re: The 2010 Recruiting All-Name Teams
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2010, 12:06:39 PM »
They tried to dance with the stars?

Emmitt danced and won.   Took home the trophy. 
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