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A Funny for A Monday...
« on: February 22, 2010, 11:13:06 AM »
A man seeking to join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The sergeant conducting the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must complete before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "I want you to take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six terrorists, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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