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This one speaks for itself.
« on: February 04, 2010, 05:42:50 PM »
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 06:11:27 PM »
Three things. 

1) Big momma is probably going to sue the restaurant and the maker of that machine.

2) The girl did all that and didn't even get a stuffed animal out of it. 

3) The chick who showed up about 2:10 in had a smoking hot body. 
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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 06:22:20 PM »
Agreed chick did have nice body.   :idhitit:
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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 08:51:01 PM »
Quote from: BZ770 on February 04, 2010, 06:22:20 PM
Agreed chick did have nice body.   :idhitit:


I would beat my kids ass as soon as I pulled her outta that machine.
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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2010, 09:07:11 PM »
Quote from: ggraf71 on February 04, 2010, 08:51:01 PM

I would beat my kids ass as soon as I pulled her outta that machine.


I would beat my kid's ass as soon as I had access to her ass, out of the machine or not.
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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2010, 09:26:59 PM »
I would have put 50 cents in the machine then try to grab her with the crane.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 09:27:42 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2010, 09:26:59 PM
I would have put 50 cents in the machine then try to grab her with the crane.

Actually, that would have been awesome. 
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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2010, 09:51:05 PM »
Imagine watching that on the video. Guy walks up and sees the kid in the machine. He gently pushes the mom away and fumbles in his pocket for change. He puts the money in and starts trying to snatch the kid with the crane. He misses then looks over at the mom and shrugs his shoulder as to say, "hey, I tried", then walks out the door.

Friggin' hilarious!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2010, 10:56:14 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2010, 09:26:59 PM
I would have put 50 cents in the machine then try to grab her with the crane.
Winner winnner chicken dinner.  It hurts to laugh, but I did anyway.  Excellent.
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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2010, 10:57:15 PM »
Another funny thing - the other kid tries to tell Mom the kid in in the machine, but she doesn't believe him at first... she looks outside and only then checks the machine for herself.
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Re: This one speaks for itself.
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 12:10:25 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2010, 09:26:59 PM
I would have put 50 cents in the machine then try to grab her with the crane.


 :rofl:
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