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I hardly care it this its not football....

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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2010, 09:42:17 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 30, 2010, 11:34:07 PM
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Oh, congrats Simp.
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2010, 01:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Token on January 31, 2010, 09:42:17 AM


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Oh, congrats Simp.
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2010, 08:56:31 PM »
Congratulations, Underwood! He's a cutie. You and the Mrs. done good.
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2010, 10:10:50 PM »
Thanks you guys. We're all home now and things are great. Oh yeah jadennis, your right I'll have to request a screen name change to underwoodx7.
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2010, 10:21:44 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 31, 2010, 10:10:50 PM
Thanks you guys. We're all home now and things are great. Oh yeah jadennis, your right I'll have to request a screen name change to underwoodx7.

So have you found out who the dad is yet?  :poke:

Next round is on me....A Day   :bar:
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2010, 11:58:49 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 31, 2010, 10:21:44 PM
So have you found out who the dad is yet?  :poke:

Next round is on me....A Day   :bar:

Yeah, its this dumbass that needs a vasectomy. :)
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2010, 07:10:58 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 30, 2010, 09:30:07 PM
Congrats Jamie. He looks like his old man  :)


?????  The old man wear a diaper and have a passy?
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2010, 08:04:26 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2010, 07:10:58 AM

?????  The old man wear a diaper and have a passy?
Only when he goes out, Two snaps and a twist.....Hey Queen.
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2010, 09:29:53 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2010, 07:10:58 AM

?????  The old man wear a diaper and have a passy?

Underwood does crazy shit when he is drinking , especially when BBQ is involved. Right Jamie?  BBQ!!!!
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2010, 01:06:13 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on February 01, 2010, 09:29:53 AM
Underwood does crazy shit when he is drinking , especially when BBQ is involved. Right Jamie?  BBQ!!!!

Five kids? Sounds like he stays drunk A LOT. Five kids? Its like you have to make a schedule as to which two you will ignore each day. Damn. I need a drink just thinking about it.
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #30 on: February 01, 2010, 02:28:53 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 01, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
Five kids? Sounds like he stays drunk A LOT. Five kids? Its like you have to make a schedule as to which two you will ignore each day. Damn. I need a drink just thinking about it.

Damn....diet coke just went all over my laptop....damn you CCT.  :rofl:
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2010, 02:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on February 01, 2010, 08:04:26 AM
Only when he goes out, Two snaps and a twist.....Hey Queen.

This is much funnier to me now that I know you.

Quote from: CCTAU on February 01, 2010, 01:06:13 PM
Five kids? Sounds like he stays drunk A LOT. Five kids? Its like you have to make a schedule as to which two you will ignore each day. Damn. I need a drink just thinking about it.

I come from a family of six...and no one got ignored, we all got whippings pretty evenly. But no one asked Dad for shit until he was on drink #2, at least. :)
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #32 on: February 01, 2010, 02:41:03 PM »
I guess if you can handle 5, i should be able to make it through 1.  Congrats on the new little one.
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #33 on: February 01, 2010, 03:25:28 PM »
I'll just tell you guy this, there isnt a dull moment at my house; plenty of screaming to go around. Yes a beer and whiskey helps sooth the ruckus, and the funny poop they do. For what its worth, I ignore them all evenly and no preferential treatment. Their mommy is their emotional support, I'm just the guy they dread coming home when they have done something stupid. You know truthfully, its all the same after three kids. It just seems to work out that way.

note to GH: you know I'm all about some beer and BBQ!
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Re: I hardly care it this its not football....
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2010, 04:21:19 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on February 01, 2010, 02:39:00 PM
This is much funnier to me now that I know you.

I come from a family of six...and no one got ignored, we all got whippings pretty evenly. But no one asked Dad for shit until he was on drink #2, at least. :)

I'm still learning the internets.
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