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My name is Earl...or Barbara

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My name is Earl...or Barbara
« on: January 28, 2010, 04:10:07 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584108,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r2:c0.336995:b30091186:z0

Authorities say a woman who had been out celebrating her lottery winnings at a north-central Ohio bar was killed when she was struck by a car.

The Ohio Highway Patrol says 47-year-old Deborah McDonald of Crystal Rock had just left the bar near Sandusky on Tuesday night and was hit as she was walking along a road.
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Re: My name is Earl...or Barbara
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2010, 08:23:36 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,584108,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r2:c0.336995:b30091186:z0

Authorities say a woman who had been out celebrating her lottery winnings at a north-central Ohio bar was killed when she was struck by a car.

The Ohio Highway Patrol says 47-year-old Deborah McDonald of Crystal Rock had just left the bar near Sandusky on Tuesday night and was hit as she was walking along a road.

I'll bet she never dreamed she'd die that happy.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: My name is Earl...or Barbara
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2010, 08:25:13 PM »
I'll bet she never dreamed she'd die that happy.
Depending on the status of their marriage, her husband might be the happy one today...
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Re: My name is Earl...or Barbara
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2010, 08:57:04 PM »
Depending on the status of their marriage, her husband might be the happy one today...

Oh he's happy.  Even if he loved her...he's happy.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: My name is Earl...or Barbara
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2010, 10:29:08 PM »
Meh.  It was only $8000.00.  The average baby momma gets more than that back in income tax return.
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