No, what you don't understand is you're not a real Auburn fan. No one is. But him. He's the only true Auburn fan in existence.
Didn't you get the memo?
Ok, so let me make sure I got it right:
Tubs is the greatest thing of all time and should be bowed down to - check.
Dye is scum and did nothing for Auburn - check
Auburn has to cheat to do anything good - check
To be a real Auburn man you have to root against Chizik - check
Make future predictions involving Oct 31st, 2009 and asinine statements that never seem to add up - EVER - check
Come up with a nickname on message boards that is lickened to that of something a pornstar would call his phallus - check
I will see what I can do.