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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2007, 08:53:55 AM »
Because this advice came from Howard who notoriously goes after 16 year olds. MSNBC just hasn't caught him yet. Most see his vehicle and run, but every once in a while he'll find one with daddy issues who needs an old man in her life, and she falls prey to his perversion and he ends up with a girlfriend.
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2007, 08:58:53 AM »
Because this advice came from Howard who notoriously goes after 16 year olds. MSNBC just hasn't caught him yet. Most see his vehicle and run, but every once in a while he'll find one with daddy issues who needs an old man in her life, and she falls prey to his perversion and he ends up with a girlfriend.

What's the problem here?
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2007, 09:34:48 AM »
He's jealous
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2007, 10:44:23 AM »
that explains a lot, fuck man it could be worse, you could drive a Civic

I used to have a red CRX.  Back when I got married my wife took my Thunderbird and gave me her Chevette. 

My wife and daughter both have newer and nicer vehicles than I do.  I drive a 2001 Nissan Frontier.  Bought new. They told me the body style wouldn't change for at least five more years.  Six months after I bought it?  New body style.  I thought about crashing the thing through the plate glass window at the dealership. 

Sad story about the Nissan.  When I bought it I had to go talk to the sales manager. He was a chain-smoking, broken-down looking, needed-a-haircut dude with a raspy cough and bloodshot eyes.  Looked like he'd just staggered in from a weekend of drinking.  Saw that his nameplate said D. Langner.  When he signed some stuff, his first name looked like David.  So I comment on how funny it is that there's a guy named David Langner working at a car dealership in Tuscaloosa, and does he catch any abuse from Bama fans for it.  He says yeah, because he's THAT David Langer.  Turns a picture on the desk around of him in uniform running the ball back in the 72 game.  Never been so disillusioned in my life.
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2007, 02:43:51 PM »
I used to have a red CRX.  Back when I got married my wife took my Thunderbird and gave me her Chevette. 

My wife and daughter both have newer and nicer vehicles than I do.  I drive a 2001 Nissan Frontier.  Bought new. They told me the body style wouldn't change for at least five more years.  Six months after I bought it?  New body style.  I thought about crashing the thing through the plate glass window at the dealership. 

Sad story about the Nissan.  When I bought it I had to go talk to the sales manager. He was a chain-smoking, broken-down looking, needed-a-haircut dude with a raspy cough and bloodshot eyes.  Looked like he'd just staggered in from a weekend of drinking.  Saw that his nameplate said D. Langner.  When he signed some stuff, his first name looked like David.  So I comment on how funny it is that there's a guy named David Langner working at a car dealership in Tuscaloosa, and does he catch any abuse from Bama fans for it.  He says yeah, because he's THAT David Langer.  Turns a picture on the desk around of him in uniform running the ball back in the 72 game.  Never been so disillusioned in my life.
nice story, I had a truck once and then I got married
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2007, 02:45:38 PM »
Have you figured out why 16 year old girls have such an aversion to red Civics?  Or maybe they just have an aversion to bald 300 pounders who drive them...
Do you think the Zima's in the glovebox or the lolipop dispenser in the cup holder was a good Idea?
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #26 on: September 28, 2007, 09:59:20 PM »
Fags, the whole lot of you. I just finished at trial competition dealing with sexual harrassment.  Therefore, Im going to follow Howard's lead pick up some Boones Farm and head down to Homewood High School.  Peace Bitches!
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2007, 10:07:09 PM »
Do Homewood girlies do the Boones Farm bottle show, too? Hell, I may meet you down there!
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2007, 12:37:28 PM »
Do you think the Zima's in the glovebox or the lolipop dispenser in the cup holder was a good Idea?
You shoulda gotten the tricked out ice cream truck.  That brings 'em in faster than lollipops.
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Re: Ya'll bitches have done it now...
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2007, 01:04:59 PM »
You shoulda gotten the tricked out ice cream truck.  That brings 'em in faster than lollipops.
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