Ya'll bitches have done it now...

[Kaos]

Appreciate the invite, but you have no idea what you've wrought here.  I've chafed in the sanitized air of that other place for a long time.  God help you all when I shake off the last remnants of those shackles. 

Got my word, though, that I won't be spending any time here bitching about what goes on over there.  Pass the Tylenol, holy shit.

[AUChizad]

So...who the fuck are you?
I can't keep up with you rubes with identity crises.

[Kaos]

So...who the fuck are you?
I can't keep up with you rubes with identity crises.

Ah, piss.  Forgot the change in names. 

Known as GalensGhost in that other place, but never really cared for that name.  Was Kaos a long time ago and preferred that.  Or Strick9. Might change this one to Strick9. 

[AUChizad]

Well, you will be forced to funnel a handle of whiskey as part of your hazing.
We all did it.

[Kaos]

Well, you will be forced to funnel a handle of whiskey as part of your hazing.
We all did it.

I got my limits.  Can't do that any more. 

[Ogre]

Someone get the baby oil, extra-large zuchini, and a wax replica of Herman Munster.  We've got ourselves a newbie!

[Kaos]

Ya'll kids keep it down.  I'm trying to watch The View.   When it's over, I'll deal with each of you in due time.

[Tiger Six]

Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you. 

[wesfau]

I got my limits.  Can't do that any more. 

That's it.  You're out.

[D-Day]

Stanley Applebaum, Sergeant-at-Arms. Nice to meet you.

Get out of line and I'll bash your fucking face in with a shovel. Now, go get me a fresh beer you piece of pledge shit.

[Godfather]

BK Chapter President glad you could make it. There are some snacks for you in Funchess Hall...enjoy pledge

[Snaggletiger]

Harvey Birdman, one of the resident lawyers.  Have you been injured through the negligence of others?  Do you know someone who has? 

No?

Then fuck off!!

[Godfather]

See, your diggin Harvey Birdman now aren't you? Did you figure out who he was yet?

[Saniflush]

See, your diggin Harvey Birdman now aren't you? Did you figure out who he was yet?

No way.  Comes on after his bedtime.  If he does know it is because one of his kids told him.

[Jumbo]

Appreciate the invite, but you have no idea what you've wrought here.  I've chafed in the sanitized air of that other place for a long time.  God help you all when I shake off the last remnants of those shackles. 

Got my word, though, that I won't be spending any time here bitching about what goes on over there.  Pass the Tylenol, holy shit.

Welcome to you bitch, now write me an article,something fancy and shit with big words, then get me a juice box

[Kaos]

Welcome to you bitch, now write me an article,something fancy and shit with big words, then get me a juice box

I'm pretty pissed about the whole article thing.  My "editor" is the jealous type.  He got tired of getting emails about my column so he cut sports back to one page.  But I was running the website, so I kept writing some just for the web.  Well, he got tired of that, too, so he told me the corporate division was taking over the website.  It looks like rotten retard turds now and any column I'd write doesn't get posted. 

So I've got a lot to say and nowhere to say it.  I'm working on that.

[Jumbo]

I'm pretty pissed about the whole article thing.  My "editor" is the jealous type.  He got tired of getting emails about my column so he cut sports back to one page.  But I was running the website, so I kept writing some just for the web.  Well, he got tired of that, too, so he told me the corporate division was taking over the website.  It looks like rotten retard turds now and any column I'd write doesn't get posted. 

So I've got a lot to say and nowhere to say it.  I'm working on that.

that explains a lot, fuck man it could be worse, you could drive a Civic

[Saniflush]

that explains a lot, fuck man it could be worse, you could drive a Civic

Dude what are you talking about?  The civic is the Homewood chick magnet.

[Jumbo]

Dude what are you talking about?  The civic is the Homewood chick magnet.

Civic=sex

Thanks for reminding me Howard how much of a playa I am

[Ogre]

Civic=sex

Thanks for reminding me Howard how much of a playa I am

Have you figured out why 16 year old girls have such an aversion to red Civics?  Or maybe they just have an aversion to bald 300 pounders who drive them...