I am a smoke nazi. I am the worst kind. I used to smoke.
I used to smoke Lucky Strike, no filter. I used to smoke Marlboro reds, lights, golds and greens, Newports, Kools, Benson & Hedges, Parliaments, Camels, Winstons, Pall Mall, Kent and some others. Were Parliaments the ones that had the triangle filter?
Even though I haven't smoked in probably 15 years, there are still odd moments where I reach for the non-existent pack and wish I had one.
Today, sir, my message is simple. Seegars, cigarettes, cig-a-rillos, roll-ya-own, hookah pipes, and all kinds a diff'rent smokins STANK and I HATE 'EM. Non-Smoker POWER!