Ninety percent of you are pussies. Not the good kind either. The kind that smell bad and are obscured by hair.
As long as we keep getting top 20 classes, we will be OK. There just isn't that much of a difference between number one and number whatever, unless you can do it every year. If suitcase hauls in four top rated classes in a row, I will be a little nervous. But bummer will be on probation long before that happens.
Tubs always gives us solid clases but he nevah lands the number one class. Why ? Because a lot of these kids won't fit in at Auburn. We don't want to be the new Thug U.
Granted, we have lost some kids that we wnated. It happens. Fuck 'em. Move on.
Now put some duct tape over your vaginas and quit yer bitchin.