Top Movies for 2010

Kaos · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2010, 05:49:12 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 17, 2010, 05:40:02 PM

Everyone has seen how SHITTY your opinions have been on the movies....so, with you saying "fail" on all of my movies, is really a complement, so thank you. You should quit, while you can...because I'm just beating the fuckin' shit outta you and I ain't even tryin'...it could get worsT and it won't be very pretty.

That probably sounded good in your head. When it got out in the open, it sounded like a load of dumbass.

But thanks for trying.

The Prowler · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2010, 06:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 17, 2010, 05:44:51 PM

Okay, so I'll do what you should have done, but couldn't do.

IronMan 2 - Has two directions it could go. It could fall prey to the Transformers 2 curse and while being enormously successful fail to live up to its predecessor. Or, it could follow Batman and Star Wars or even Harry Potter and be both good and successful. I tend to think that this film will lose some of the easy charm that made Iron Man such a cool movie and will end up being a little bloated. But it also loses Terence Howard, who is vastly overrated and frankly, just plain sucks as an actor. So that's a positive. Will end as one of the biggest three movies money-wise of 2010. And will be good fun.

Nightmare on Elm Street - Enough already. Michael Bay as the director guarantees that a lot of shit will blow up. That was fine in Transformers, but even there the action sometimes obliterated the story and it was hard to tell what was going on. That he's attached gives some hope that this won't be a steaming pile of shit like Rob Zombie's Halloween clusterfucks but Bay's already done more than his share of "franchise reboots." He was part of Hitcher, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw remakes already. None of them were worth the time it took to make them. Enough, bitch. Quit fucking around with this.

Edge of Darkness - We already saw this movie when it was called Payback. Or maybe Ransom. Or Lethal Weapon. No thanks.

The Crazies - We already saw this movie when it was funny as Slither. We already saw this movie when it was called Quarantine. Or Night of the Living Dead. Or 28 Days Later. Or Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead or something of the Dead. Would take a significant actor/actress or something major to elevate it. Fail.

Season of the Witch Nicholas Cage in the 14th Century. Fail-oh-matic. Epochal fail. Faility fail fail. If they were maybe remaking that wacky third Halloween, I could get it. But then Michael Bay or Rob Zombie would be attached, shit would blow up or spatter and it would try to overcome suckage with bombs or gore. Wouldn't suck as bad as this is likely to.

Smokin' Aces II Hey, here's a novel idea. Let's take a movie that really wasn't worth a shit to begin with, get rid of Jeremy Piven, Ben Affleck, Ray Liotta, Andy Garcia, Alicia Keys, Jason Bateman and anybody else worth a fiddling fuck, replace them with Tom Berenger and a bunch of no-name fucks and make a movie with 1/3 the budget. Yeah. This is the fail of all fucking fails. You realize this shit-fest was booted out of theater rotation and is going STRAIGHT TO DVD, right? Yeah, that's a major sign of success for a film. I really want to rush out and, well, I can't rush out and see it because nobody's showing it. What a fucking fail fest. Zero on a scale of 1 to 5. That this fuck-tastick fuckity fuck is on the list pretty much sets the bar. At zero.

Green Zone Looks like another "American government is shady" type movie, but appears to have potential. So far on the list, the only one other than Ironman that looks seriously promising. Damon has done a much better job at picking roles than his buddy Affleck, but Ben one upped him in the wife department.

Kick Ass - Good potential, but how many times have you seen movie studios fuck up good potential. Strike one here is Nicktheass Cage. Strike two is Nicktheass Cage. It's got a 1 in 3 chance of living up to its premise.

The Wolfman Interesting casting. Hopkins lends credence to whatever he appears in. This one has potential.

Robin Hood Saw this before when it was called Braveheart. Or Gladiator. Or King Arthur. Or Robin Hood. When the only thing you have to add to a story is to make it bloodier and more violent, there's no need to tell it. This movie will probably draw well, but it's useless. Fucking useless.

Prince of Persia - Looks boring. Didn't even finish watching the trailer. But it's Disney-made so it will probably turn out better than expected like Pirates of the Caribbean did. Or it could turn out shitty like that cartoon about the black frog or whatever they just put out. Completely meh here. Jake G does nothing for me, either. Not much of an actor and his sister is worse. Glad that bitch died in Batman so she can't pollute future films.

The A-Team Fuck this. The fake Mr. T just pisses me off. Liam's struggle to have anything resembling an American accent is also a dud. I vote no. And no again.

Grown Ups If there was a grade lower than F, this would get it. This is like Satan had a nightmare. Kevin James -- zero fun, sir. Adam Sandler - ran out of fun 15 years ago. Rob Schneider - has sucked ass since the day of his birth, except when he was makin' copies. David Spade - 15 minutes called, his was up years ago. What the bleeding fuck is Chris Rock doing slumming in this dreadful shit? How many other washed up SNL alums can you cram into this shit fest? Where's Maya Rudolph? Norm MacDonald? Tim Meadows? Collin Quinn? Oh, right. They're all in this trainwreck, too. I hope Satan wakes up before this god awful nightmare actually makes it to the screen.

Despicable Me - Animated movies have become so prolific that they're not longer guaranteed. This appears to have a decent premise, but based on the little bit the trailer showed the execution is going to be somewhat lacking.

Solomon Kane Seen this before, too, under some other name. It was shitty then and it will be shitty now.

You do realize that no one gives a Flying Flippity Floppity Fuckin' Rat's Ass what you think about movies...I mean really. What I did and what I'll continue to do is post the movie, if I think it'll be a good one, with it's trailer then I'll let the all of the other posters decide if they want to watch it not. I don't fuckin' care if there's ass and big ol titties in the movie, or good lookin' women. If a movie is good, it isn't going to matter if there's eye candy in it. The movies that I posted will be good ones, bank on that shit. Also, Twilight Eclipse will be another good one.

Kaos · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2010, 06:40:14 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on January 17, 2010, 06:15:47 PM

You do realize that no one gives a Flying Flippity Floppity Fuckin' Rat's Ass what you think about movies...I mean really. What I did and what I'll continue to do is post the movie, if I think it'll be a good one, with it's trailer then I'll let the all of the other posters decide if they want to watch it not. I don't fuckin' care if there's ass and big ol titties in the movie, or good lookin' women. If a movie is good, it isn't going to matter if there's eye candy in it. The movies that I posted will be good ones, bank on that shit. Also, Twilight Eclipse will be another good one.

You know you don't speak for everybody and I'm going to do whatever the fuck makes me happy, right? I mean really.

The movies you posted will mostly be steaming piles of shit, but that's okay if you like them. There's no accounting for taste.

I didn't know you were a homosexual, but I will keep that in mind for future reference. That's just really, really gross. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Fairy.

The Prowler · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2010, 08:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 17, 2010, 06:40:14 PM

You know you don't speak for everybody and I'm going to do whatever the fuck makes me happy, right? I mean really.

The movies you posted will mostly be steaming piles of shit, but that's okay if you like them. There's no accounting for taste.

I didn't know you were a homosexual, but I will keep that in mind for future reference. That's just really, really gross. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Fairy.

You shouldn't let the facts that a movie will be good regardless if there's Eye Candy in it. I'm sure there will be eye candy in the movies that I posted, you know, the ones that'll be some of the Top Movies of 2010....but that's not what's going to make them good, because we're talking about real movies here, not the ones of Pornhub, porntube, redtube, bluetube, greentube or wherever. So, having hot women in movies to make them good in your "mind"...I shall call you Pee Wee, as in Pee Wee Herman.

You should warn the good posters here when you'll be going to the movie theater, that way they'll know not to go see that movie at the same time or place as you, because they'll know, the reason why you have that jacket on your lap isn't because your legs are cold.

chinook · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:39:13 PM »

broun hall is the place to be...

Kaos · « **Reply #25 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:46:37 PM »

Quote from: chinook on January 17, 2010, 10:39:13 PM

broun hall is the place to be...

Farm livin' is the life for me...

The Prowler · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2010, 06:23:53 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on January 17, 2010, 10:46:37 PM

Farm livin' is the life for me...

whatever you say Pee Wee

The Prowler · « **Reply #27 on:** March 03, 2010, 08:19:57 PM »

Clash of the Titans

BZ770 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2010, 02:57:37 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on March 03, 2010, 08:19:57 PM

Clash of the Titans

Seen the trailers for the last 2 weeks, but didn't realize that it doesn't come out till next week. Anyways I liked the 3D experience with Avatar and this is a must see.

GH2001 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 05, 2010, 11:30:10 AM »

Prowler - Nothing against you or anything but Stepbrothers WAS NOT good. Sorry dude - it was just awful and I feel bad that you think it was good...Will Ferrell has done much better.

Jumbo · « **Reply #30 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:18:52 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 11:30:10 AM

Prowler - Nothing against you or anything but Stepbrothers WAS NOT good. Sorry dude - it was just awful and I feel bad that you think it was good...Will Ferrell has done much better.

It's the fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer, Pow, Pow.

GH2001 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 05, 2010, 03:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on April 05, 2010, 01:18:52 PM

It's the phukin' Catalina Wine Mixer, Pow, Pow.

Snappin' necks and cashin' checks....

The Prowler · « **Reply #32 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:45:55 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 05, 2010, 11:30:10 AM

Prowler - Nothing against you or anything but Stepbrothers WAS NOT good. Sorry dude - it was just awful and I feel bad that you think it was good...Will Ferrell has done much better.

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me.
I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.
She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #33 on:** April 06, 2010, 11:11:16 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on April 05, 2010, 05:45:55 PM

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me.
I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.
She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.

You said ball fro.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 06, 2010, 11:33:55 AM »

Quote from: BZ770 on March 27, 2010, 02:57:37 PM

Seen the trailers for the last 2 weeks, but didn't realize that it doesn't come out till next week. Anyways I liked the 3D experience with Avatar and this is a must see.

This movie was pretty lame. The ending was a rushed mess. The 3D wasn't particularly eye-popping.

Save your dough.

Godfather · « **Reply #35 on:** April 06, 2010, 02:08:08 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on April 06, 2010, 11:33:55 AM

This movie was pretty lame. The ending was a rushed mess. The 3D wasn't particularly eye-popping.

Save your dough.

That is disappointing.

The Prowler · « **Reply #36 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:38:03 AM »

"Iron Man 2" - Freakin' Awesome (War Machine is Fuckin' Badass)

Marvel movies will continue for the next few years....

"Thor" is set to come out in May 2011

"The First Avenger: Captain America" is set to come out around July 2011

"The Avengers" is set to come out around May 2012 (Iron Man, Thor, Incredible Hulk, Captain America, The Wasp and Ant Man. Tony Stark (aka Iron Man) will be using his High Tech house as the Avengers' Mansion.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 16, 2010, 09:28:45 AM »

Iron Man 2 definitely brought in the Avengers precursers...

See if you can spot Capt. America's shield in the movie for example....

The Prowler · « **Reply #38 on:** May 16, 2010, 12:31:36 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on May 16, 2010, 09:28:45 AM

Iron Man 2 definitely brought in the Avengers precursers...

See if you can spot Capt. America's shield in the movie for example....

lol, yup.

When I first saw the shield, I was like Hells Yeah.

See if y'all can spot Thor's hammer in the movie.

Godfather · « **Reply #39 on:** May 18, 2010, 01:56:31 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 16, 2010, 12:31:36 PM

lol, yup.

When I first saw the shield, I was like Hells Yeah.

See if y'all can spot Thor's hammer in the movie.

That would be after the credits