Offseason doldrums

wesfau · « **on:** February 05, 2008, 12:31:32 PM »

Well, folks, the end is here. No football for 8 months. What do you do to pass the time?

I am indifferent to signing day. To quote Mark Pera "you ain't pissed a drop til you play an SEC game".

I am briefly entertained by March Madness.

I hate baseball, hockey and (watching) golf.

How do I fill my sports void?

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:33:40 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:31:32 PM

How do I fill my sports void?

By starting topics. You gotta carry this place.

wesfau · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:37:10 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2008, 12:33:40 PM

By starting topics. You gotta carry this place.

I thought this board was moderator-driven.

Wait, I can mod. Shit.

Uh....so I'm stuck either way. Ok, then:

The real estate market sucks so bad that I'm waiting tables to make extra $$. Discuss.

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:45:23 PM »

I help people just like yourself grow and preserve their wealth.

wesfau · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:49:01 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 05, 2008, 12:45:23 PM

I help people just like yourself grow and preserve their wealth.

I don't have anything yet that you could call "wealth" with a straight face.

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:50:41 PM »

I'll take that dollar and turn it into two by years end.

wesfau · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:51:19 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on February 05, 2008, 12:50:41 PM

I'll take that dollar and turn it into two by years end.

Scared money don't make none!

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:52:26 PM »

Can't take it with you

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2008, 01:46:49 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:31:32 PM

How do I fill my sports void?

Isn't there someone with a kid who does gymnastics or something?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:15:59 PM »

Ooooo..I know she di'in!!!

Jumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:16:51 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 12:31:32 PM

Well, folks, the end is here. No football for 8 months. What do you do to pass the time?

I am indifferent to signing day. To quote Mark Pera "you ain't pissed a drop til you play an SEC game".

I am briefly entertained by March Madness.

I hate baseball, hockey and (watching) golf.

How do I fill my sports void?

Mark Pera, Prowler hated that fuckin' guy

Wes try professional eating, now thats a sport. Guitar Hero could be a sport.

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM »

I borrow money from the government for a living. Try that.

Jumbo · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:02:29 PM »

Quote from: AWK on February 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM

I borrow money from the government for a living. Try that.

I like to let the goverment hold my money for a year interest free!

wesfau · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2008, 10:11:41 PM »

Quote from: jumbo on February 05, 2008, 02:16:51 PM

Wes try professional eating, now thats a sport. Guitar Hero could be a sport.

I'm trying to slim down. Talk about misery loving company...sheesh.

As for Guitar Hero, I'd love to play, but see the earlier reference to being broke.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2008, 10:37:57 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on February 05, 2008, 10:11:41 PM

I'm trying to slim down. Talk about misery loving company...sheesh.

As for Guitar Hero, I'd love to play, but see the earlier reference to being broke.

Guitar Hero is cool if you want to pump up your finger strength, and or throw a drumstick through the drywall.

That game pisses me off....haha...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2008, 11:19:34 PM »

My 7 year old will own your ass on Guitar Hero.

I will own your ass with a real guitar.

Bitches

Jumbo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2008, 05:34:52 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 05, 2008, 11:19:34 PM

My 7 year old will own your ass on Guitar Hero.

I will own your ass with a real guitar.

Bitches

I'm not good at either, but I'm pretty good at eating!

wesfau · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2008, 09:45:17 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 05, 2008, 11:19:34 PM

I will own your ass with a real guitar.

That sounds like a challenge, counselor.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2008, 09:48:47 AM »

Quote from: AWK on February 05, 2008, 02:44:37 PM

I borrow money from the government for a living. Try that.

I take money from the Government, then give half of it right back. The more I think about that the more it sucks.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2008, 10:32:40 AM »

Quote from: wesfau on February 06, 2008, 09:45:17 AM

That sounds like a challenge, counselor.

Would you prefer to be bitch slapped acoustically or have your face ripped off with my American Fender Strat?

Because I sound damn fine in a room by myself with no one watching or listening.

I'm juke box hero