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Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« on: January 13, 2010, 08:43:18 PM »
Surprisingly not born in Tuscaloosa...

Article is from the English version of Pravda...

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 09:20:26 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 13, 2010, 08:43:18 PM
Surprisingly not born in Tuscaloosa...

Article is from the English version of Pravda...

http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/12-01-2010/111621-sheep_human_face-0
WTF.

Obvious bammer jokes asided, WTF. I looked for any sign of this being a joke, but I didn't see one.

That...doesn't...work like that...does it? Human and goat DNA mixing like that?

And this face? It's not like it's a baby's face. It's like a fucking puppet mannequin face or something...

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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2010, 09:24:46 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on January 13, 2010, 09:20:26 PM
WTF.

Obvious bammer jokes asided, WTF. I looked for any sign of this being a joke, but I didn't see one.

That...doesn't...work like that...does it? Human and goat DNA mixing like that?

And this face? It's not like it's a baby's face. It's like a fucking puppet mannequin face or something...


It has to be bullshit.
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 09:44:55 PM »
No - it's a genetic mutation.  If you look closely you can see sheep features... just elongate the face instead of pancake it. 
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2010, 11:23:09 PM »
The fuck?
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2010, 09:41:10 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on January 13, 2010, 11:23:09 PM
The phuk?

It looks like Osama Obama has been keepin' the sheep warm at night... 
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 03:50:19 PM »
What sucks is the villagers freaked out and burned the body before it could be studied by scientists.
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 05:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Aubie16 on January 14, 2010, 03:50:19 PM
What sucks is the villagers freaked out and burned the body before it could be studied by scientists.

Actually, that was another incident involving a goat in Zimbabwe that the author brought into the story.  I would hope that this one is being researched... 
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2010, 07:14:44 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on January 14, 2010, 05:04:15 PM
Actually, that was another incident involving a goat in Zimbabwe that the author brought into the story.  I would hope that this one is being researched... 

I thought the goat was in Chapel Hill?
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 09:55:06 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 15, 2010, 07:14:44 AM
I thought the goat was in Chapel Hill?

Sometimes, "Bahhahahaahahaahhhh" means no maybe... 
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Re: Lamb Born with Human Face - with Picture
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 08:56:45 PM »
Mmmmm...gyros.
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