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« on: February 04, 2008, 03:01:53 PM »
This is my oldest brother who lives in Louisville, KY.  He really sux at teh ebays.  If some of you don't like it....Go fist your dog. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2008, 10:15:25 PM »
This is my oldest brother who lives in Louisville, KY.  He really sux at teh ebays.  If some of you don't like it....Go fist your dog. 

This is the same one that I met at the past couple of tailgates, yes?  Blonde wife #3 or 4?
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2008, 08:03:14 AM »
This is the same one that I met at the past couple of tailgates, yes?  Blonde wife #3 or 4?

Yea that's him. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2008, 11:28:57 AM »
Yea that's him. 

Well, alright.  Welcome to Nirvana.  Just don't get caught with Taylor when the lights are out and it's less dangerous.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2008, 11:30:50 AM »
This is my oldest brother who lives in Louisville, KY.  

That's close enough to Ohio...  So, I just started working a project in Mason, Ohio, which is a suburb of Cincinnati.  Apparently, the Democratic Socialist Smoke Nazi's passed an indoor smoking ban last year that's so strict, it's putting companies out of business.  These places are closing so quickly that I'm still finding several websites, listings and reviews on the Internet for cigar bars that no longer exist in the area.  This thing is apparently worse than the Kaleeforneya version.  It's crazy!  We're talking about businesses with 20+ year histories are having to close their doors because the state government has effectively banned their business's operating model.  I must have called six different places last night, and their numbers are disconnected.  I guess they didn't have the money or courage to fight for exemptions.  It's really unbelievable to think that shit like that can happen in the United States.  You just wait for Vladimir Klinton or Osama Hussein Obama to get elected.  

Well, with the Nazi smoke ban in Ohio, I hear that Kentucky is the safe-haven for smokers.  Apparently, the border town bars have been inundated with Ohio's smokers.  Does anyone know where I could enjoy a cigar in the general area of Cincinnati without risking hypothermia or driving 50+ miles???  I've heard rumors of some "private" clubs that may still allow smoking, but does anyone have any info?
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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2008, 11:32:45 AM »
It's best to go to those "private clubs" with a fist full of ones.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2008, 11:38:03 AM »
Well, alright.  Welcome to Nirvana.  Just don't get caught with Taylor when the lights are out and it's less dangerous.
Ok "gravy train"...
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2008, 11:49:27 AM »
It's best to go to those "private clubs" with a fist full of ones.

And a pocket full of Jacksons...  because sometimes, just sometimes, more happens in the champagne room. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2008, 12:07:25 PM »
Ok "gravy train"...

You forgot the biscuit wheels.

Tanqueray and tap.  Keep 'em comin, I got a long drive.
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