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Anyone See Conan Last Night....

Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« on: January 12, 2010, 09:22:12 AM »
Guess I missed where it became official, but evidently he's out at 1030, and they're bringing Jay Leno back in....

Ouch.

He was railing and you could tell, his comedy was very on edge of really trashing NBC.  I don't blame him, but I think Leno was FAR better for THAT particular spot.  I always felt that Conan would be a little too edgy for the Carson/ Leno type crowd.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 09:24:03 AM »
That show has sucked loosened sphincter muscle since Carson left.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 11:16:45 AM »
That show has sucked loosened sphincter muscle since Carson left.

Just "that show"?  I think you mean that all of them suck! 
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 11:27:04 AM »
I would not watch Leno OR Conan if you superglued my eyelids open.  They both suck.  And Letterman has not been funny since he got fucked out of Carson's job.  He turned bitter and nasty.  I prefer to read at bedtime now.  Carson was awesome.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 11:46:30 AM »
Craig Ferguson is the only late-night guy that I'll occasionally watch.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 11:51:14 AM »
Craig Ferguson is the only late-night guy that I'll occasionally watch.

Seriously?  You openly admit that???  He's just another talentless hack...  Hires the same washed-out writers...  Tells the same calibre lame-assed jokes...  Not funny...  Puts me right to sleep... 
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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 11:58:10 AM »
I will watch the Adult Swim lineup before I'll watch any of those no talent ass clowns.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 12:18:38 PM »
I have to admit to watching George Lopez a few times....I gotta support my people.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 12:29:20 PM »
I have to admit to watching George Lopez a few times....I gotta support my people.
Funny.


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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 01:20:53 PM »
I will watch the Adult Swim lineup before I'll watch any of those no talent ass clowns.

This man knows!
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 01:25:23 PM »
Since Conan took over his show has sucked. I think Kimmel is the funniest of the bunch and that isnt saying much.

What does suck though is that apparently Conan said thats fine, you breached my contract I will take the 45 mil you owe me and walk to Fox. Problem is his lawyers never made a time stipulation in the contract.  Because the Tonight Show has been on at the same time slot since inception they never thought to included it.  Contract only reads that Conan gets the Tonight Show which he did and will still have at 12:00. He could still walk but he would get no dough.

:doh:

However at 45 mil I don't feel too bad for him.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2010, 01:41:33 PM »
Since Conan took over his show has sucked. I think Kimmel is the funniest of the bunch and that isnt saying much.

What does suck though is that apparently Conan said thats fine, you breached my contract I will take the 45 mil you owe me and walk to Fox. Problem is his lawyers never made a time stipulation in the contract.  Because the Tonight Show has been on at the same time slot since inception they never thought to included it.  Contract only reads that Conan gets the Tonight Show which he did and will still have at 12:00. He could still walk but he would get no dough.

:doh:

However at 45 mil I don't feel too bad for him.

You gotta feel sorry for him.  He looks like a tall one of these.  :bowl:
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 01:46:34 PM »
Conan is hilarious.

That is all.
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« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2010, 01:51:01 PM »
Conan is hilarious.

That is all.

He had some decent lines but was far from hilarious. 

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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2010, 01:55:29 PM »
He had some decent lines but was far from hilarious. 

Personally I like
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2010, 02:04:31 PM »
Personally I like

Very solid, no doubt.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2010, 02:54:36 PM »
Conan is hilarious.

That is all.

His work with The Simpsons gets the man a lifetime pass.

He doesn't need it, though, because he is a funny motherfucker.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 02:55:50 PM »
I have to admit to watching George Lopez a few times....I gotta support my people.

That show just perpetuates the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 03:13:53 PM »
That show just perpetuates the stereotype that George Lopez is funny.
I see what you did there.

Kind of like what Mind of Mencia did for Carlos.
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Re: Anyone See Conan Last Night....
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2010, 03:48:27 PM »
I see what you did there.

Kind of like what Mind of Mencia did for Carlos.

Wait, you mean Carlos Mencia is not funny? 


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