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Re: Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2010, 11:27:44 PM »
McCoy's arm isn't even in a sling or anything. WTF?
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2010, 11:28:23 PM »
I can't fucking stand one sided officials.  I'm not saying that Texas is losing because of that fact alone.  All I'm saying is call the fucking game fair.
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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2010, 11:47:32 PM »
Jesus Christ. 

This horrible, fucking, sit-on-the-lead playcalling in the second half has taken all of my joy away.  We did not play this second half like a team that wanted to win the National Championship.

Fucking pathetic.
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Re: Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2010, 11:51:16 PM »
Jesus Christ. 

This horrible, fucking, sit-on-the-lead playcalling in the second half has taken all of my joy away.  We did not play this second half like a team that wanted to win the National Championship.

Fucking pathetic.
Reminds me of us in the Bloomin' Onion bowl.
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« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2010, 11:53:35 PM »
Jesus Christ. 

This horrible, fucking, sit-on-the-lead playcalling in the second half has taken all of my joy away.  We did not play this second half like a team that wanted to win the National Championship.

Fucking pathetic.
I want to know whose stupid fucking idea it was to fake that punt. Fuck me running.
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Re: Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2010, 12:11:07 AM »
I know it loses a little luster since they are playing their backup QB, but you still gotta play the game.

Loses a little luster?  Are you fucking SHITTING me? 

With McCoy, you're getting beat down like a motherfucker.  Loses a little luster my ass. 

Congrats.  You won. And you displayed all the fucking "class" Bama is known for. What a bunch of assholes. 
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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2010, 12:17:34 AM »
The Texas coaches are fucking idiots. The guy had a damn bruise and wanted to come back in the game. They make shots for these kind of situations. Mack Brown's concern is not Colt's NFL career. He just went down a rung on the ladder IMO.
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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2010, 12:39:53 AM »
Actually, at the end, Colt said he could not feel his arm. He would have given it a shot, but I'm not sure how well one can pass without feeling their throwing arm. I would have liked to have found out though.
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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2010, 12:45:55 AM »
Actually, at the end, Colt said he could not feel his arm. He would have given it a shot, but I'm not sure how well one can pass without feeling their throwing arm. I would have liked to have found out though.

Dick Butkus and Jack Lambert say he's full of shit and deem him the biggest pussy alive if a deep bruise caused him to not even ATTEMPT to come back.
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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2010, 12:48:58 AM »
I've always wondered why in desparate situations, you don't have a backup package of the option. 

Get a physical wide receiver to be the QB.  Run the option.  Play the wildcat.  Run Rich Rod's offense.  It would at least get some yards to help the true freshman (or whatever back up QB you have) have an easier time. 
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« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2010, 12:53:01 AM »
I've always wondered why in desparate situations, you don't have a backup package of the option. 

Get a physical wide receiver to be the QB.  Run the option.  Play the wildcat.  Run Rich Rod's offense.  It would at least get some yards to help the true freshman (or whatever back up QB you have) have an easier time. 
The bigger question here is, why do you have 5 other QBs on scholarship and a 5* true freshman is your backup? Explain that shit.
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Re: Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2010, 12:56:42 AM »
The bigger question here is, why do you have 5 other QBs on scholarship and a 5* true freshman is your backup? Explain that poop.

A Texas fan I work with told me yesterday that Gilbert was their starter going into next year and there wouldn't even be a QB competition in the spring - that he was that far ahead of the rest of the pack already. If thats true, Texas could lose a few games next year. This guy aint Colt - not yet anyway.
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« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2010, 01:05:30 AM »
A Texas fan I work with told me yesterday that Gilbert was their starter going into next year and there wouldn't even be a QB competition in the spring - that he was that far ahead of the rest of the pack already. If thats true, Texas could lose a few games next year. This guy aint Colt - not yet anyway.

If you knew what the hell you were talking about, you'd see that his kid will be the shit. Once he settled down, he came just a few plays from beating bammer. And this with probably no reps in practice. I would love to have him. He was playing high school ball last year and now he comes into the national championship game and almost wins. That is a helluva QB right there. And Butkus and Lambert played in the 'NFL" when there was no money to be made.

You're confused and have probably never had any kind of athletic success in your life not to mention have a son involved. If so, you would completely understand the situation. It's a new day. The health of one does outweigh the many.

The whole situation was unfortunate for Texas. But there is no reason to blast McCoy for getting hurt. I'm real sure that you would have done it differently. Don't balst the kids. They are not getting paid to die for the cause yet.


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« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2010, 01:12:15 AM »
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« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2010, 06:46:27 AM »
If it is a muscular or bone problem he can get shot-up.
If it's a nerve he probably had no feeling or strength in his arm.
Either way a decision was made as if there were risk of further injury if he continued.
Obviously McCoy is as important to Texas as Bradford is to Oklahoma.


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Re: Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2010, 06:52:27 AM »
If it is a muscular or bone problem he can get shot-up.
If it's a nerve he probably had no feeling or strength in his arm.
Either way a decision was made as if there were risk of further injury if he continued.
Obviously McCoy is as important to Texas as Bradford is to Oklahoma.
Apparently the final verdict is pinched nerve. I know I had a pinched nerve in my back on the 4th of July, and I could barely move. I mean literally, could barely get out of bed. So yeah, I could see him not coming back in if that were the case.
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« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2010, 07:39:36 AM »
In fairness, I know one has to be able to grip a ball in order to take a snap let alone throw a pass. (under duress)
You can play with a concussion (slight) No one plays with broken ribs contrary to popular belief and folklore. My statement to a friend after the injury was if he can stand, he will play.

 I know a certain quarterback (sissy) that landed on his throwing elbow along a sideline whilst attempting to elude three would-be tacklers. Said quarterback walked over to trainer and explained to trainer and coach that he could not feel his fingertips and bicep was somewhat tingley. After a few topical sprays of xylocaine on the infected area said quarterback re-entered game and his next pass went for a pick 6 and that throwing arm would plague him to this day.

You can make this poop up but I know the guy to be a straight shooter, only he throws like a girl,  no offense to girls that can sling it.
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Re: Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2010, 09:10:35 AM »
If you knew what the hell you were talking about, you'd see that his kid will be the poop. Once he settled down, he came just a few plays from beating bammer. And this with probably no reps in practice. I would love to have him. He was playing high school ball last year and now he comes into the national championship game and almost wins. That is a helluva QB right there. And Butkus and Lambert played in the 'NFL" when there was no money to be made.

You're confused and have probably never had any kind of athletic success in your life not to mention have a son involved. If so, you would completely understand the situation. It's a new day. The health of one does outweigh the many.

The whole situation was unfortunate for Texas. But there is no reason to blast McCoy for getting hurt. I'm real sure that you would have done it differently. Don't balst the kids. They are not getting paid to die for the cause yet.


Sweets, you should know better.

No one said he wasn't going to be good in the future. Why don't you read phukstick - "not yet anyway". And I actually blamed the coaches, not him. I believe McCoy wanted to be a warrior. I've had a pinched nerve. And cortisone will alleviate it temporarily by bringing down the inflammation in the area that is causing the nerve to get squeezed. Been there done that. Colt is not a kid. He's an ADULT.

And please please, don't get yourself into the whole "you aint never seen no kind of athletic accomplishment in your life boy or had no kinda kids" argument. You won't win. You don't know me or what I've done assclown. How do you know what Ive done? How do you know I dont have kids in sports? You have your opinion, I have mine. BUT....Since you don't agree with me, you feel the need to act as if you all of a sudden know me personally and try to make yourself feel better about your own worthless being. Well then - phuk you.
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Re: Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2010, 10:08:53 AM »

The whole situation was unfortunate for Texas. But there is no reason to blast McCoy for getting hurt. I'm real sure that you would have done it differently. Don't balst the kids. They are not getting paid to die for the cause yet.


Sweets, you should know better.
Well hell CC, I DO know better NOW. But at the time, I saw a hit that didn't look very bad and a kid that didn't look to be in any pain. I called it like I saw it at the time.... and I have no problem admitting I was wrong.
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« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2010, 10:57:21 AM »
I say they should have Cortizone shot him up. Varsity Blues that motherfucker.

Him being 25% affective (or less), at least would have gave uat something more to think about, and obviously the Texas recievers would have had a little more confidence as well.
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