Colt McCoy is the vagina of the century

AUsweetheart · « **on:** January 07, 2010, 09:55:52 PM »

I don't give a fuck what's wrong with you....you don't leave the championship game.

RWS · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:01:35 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on January 07, 2010, 09:55:52 PM

I don't give a fuck what's wrong with you....you don't leave the championship game.

I mean, if you're literally physically unable to even raise your arm because your collarbone or something is broken, what good are you?

boartitz · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:02:43 PM »

They had to rub some tussin on his arm.

RWS · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:09:41 PM »

Well, at least Texas has countered our staff's dumbass fake punt call by not letting the clock just run down. Ridonkulous INT return by Dareus, btw. Barring some sort of miracle, I think this one is done.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:12:31 PM »

Nobody has said shit about anything being broken. Texas doesn't win without him, period.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:12:56 PM »

Fuck Colt I'm a big pussy McCoy. Also, fuck Mack I'm a dumbass Brown. How the hell is your starting qb a senior, and your backup a fucking freshman? Oh yeah, fuck Mt. Fat Ass for the false start on the first TD that didn't get called.

The Prowler · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:14:13 PM »

Quote from: RWS on January 07, 2010, 10:01:35 PM

I mean, if you're literally physically unable to even raise your arm because your collarbone or something is broken, what good are you?

Good game....for the first 20 minutes or so. IMO, Colt doesn't look like he's coming back, but if he did, I'd bring the heat on every play (I'd blitz Ayers and Arenas off the corners with Rolando keying on him). He wouldn't be in the game long, again, if he came back...but, I doubt he does. I wonder who the third string QB for Texas is, we'll find out, either by injury or being yanked...I'm guessing they'll put WR, Chiles back there. It ain't going to matter, all of Texas' mojo is in the training room.

RWS · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:14:46 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on January 07, 2010, 10:12:31 PM

Nobody has said shit about anything being broken. Texas doesn't win without him, period.

You think Texas is just not putting him in for the fun of it at this point? You know if they haven't put him in by now, something is seriously wrong with him.

The Prowler · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:16:46 PM »

Quote from: RWS on January 07, 2010, 10:14:46 PM

You think Texas is just not putting him in for the fun of it at this point? You know if they haven't put him in by now, something is seriously wrong with him.

Yeah, you could tell something was wrong with him after the X-rays. It could be something like a Deep shoulder bruise on his throwing shoulder.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:22:21 PM »

Quote from: RWS on January 07, 2010, 10:14:46 PM

You think Texas is just not putting him in for the fun of it at this point? You know if they haven't put him in by now, something is seriously wrong with him.

Honestly? I don't think he wants to come back. Get a shot, take some Midol and get the fuck back in the game.

The Prowler · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:25:55 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on January 07, 2010, 10:22:21 PM

Honestly? I don't think he wants to come back. Get a shot, take some Midol and get the fuck back in the game.

Maybe he's thinking about the Millions that he'd risk losing if he goes back out only to have Fat Cody belly flop on him.

RWS · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:35:12 PM »

Jesus #84 is FAST.

Godfather · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:44:47 PM »

Another tainted MNC for bama.

Ogre · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:47:06 PM »

You said taint.

RWS · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:47:29 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 07, 2010, 10:44:47 PM

Another tainted MNC for bama.

I know it loses a little luster since they are playing their backup QB, but you still gotta play the game.

Token · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on January 07, 2010, 10:47:06 PM

You said taint.

I send a big thank you in the way of whoever called the taint this year.

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:50:48 PM »

Has this freshman QB ever played a game at QB at all? He has thrown into double coverage everytime. Jeesus RWS could throw a better ball....if he knew how to get to the stadium.

wreckingball · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:53:27 PM »

How is McCoy the vagina of the century? I knew some girls back in college that want to claim that title.

DnATL · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:59:40 PM »

Someone should stick McCoy in a dark closet

RWS · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:00:00 PM »

So, according to ESPN, x-rays came back negative and there is no broken bone. It is possibly a sprain, but they don't know for sure. They said that McCoy was "begging" to come back in to just give it a shot, but the coaches and trainers are looking out for his NFL career and keeping him out. There may be a little Vagisil needed in this case.....maybe.