I have seen these theories before. They are whack-job stuff.
Andrew W.K. is a real person. I've met him.
I've met him before and after "shaving and losing weight". It's obviously the same dude.
His brother Patrick Wilkes-Krier played golf for ball state and looks just like him.
Yes, we were borderline obsessed with AWK in early college.
His second album kind of sucked, and every one after that sucked worse.
I Get Wet is balls melting rock perfection, but everything after that kinda blew.