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Re: Hey God
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2010, 08:20:48 PM »
At 2am, on my way to work, it was 13 degrees with a windchill of HOL......(I was trying to say holy fuckin' shit it's cold, but for some reason I couldn't get the words out).  Also, I ripped my door handle off this morning.
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Re: Hey God
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2010, 09:26:51 PM »
At 2am, on my way to work, it was 13 degrees with a windchill of HOL......(I was trying to say holy phukin' poop it's cold, but for some reason I couldn't get the words out).  Also, I ripped my door handle off this morning.

Frozen shut door huh? Should have done as I did, opened the other door and then open the driver side door from the inside. I could have easily broken mine two days ago after the rain freeze we had. Had to deal with a lot of this weather when I worked in Chicago area on and off for 4 years. The best thing to do is stay home like I do. Fuck the winter and hot ass summers, I'll work the best weather six months a year then stay home for the other six months. That way Unkie Sammy don't get his money, fuck him.
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Re: Hey God
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2010, 09:34:17 PM »
The best thing to do is stay home like I do.
But Prowler can't live with his mom anymore - his new diddy Kaos beats him unmerciful :poke:
(He's left to a hard life on the skreets)
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Re: Hey God
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2010, 11:06:34 AM »
The cold weather had one more kick to the nuts. 

$300 gas bill. 

Three hundred fucking dollars. 

Wow. 
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Re: Hey God
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2010, 10:37:06 PM »
The cold weather had one more kick to the nuts. 

$300 gas bill. 

Three hundred phuking dollars. 

Wow. 

Go chop some wood, Sally.
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Re: Hey God
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2010, 11:02:14 PM »
The cold weather had one more kick to the nuts. 

$300 gas bill. 

Three hundred fucking dollars. 

Wow. 

I pray mine is that low
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