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Whaddya get?

Whaddya get?
« on: December 26, 2009, 12:38:40 AM »
This Christmas rocked for me. 

My loot:

1.  New gas grill
2.  CD player for my music room
3.  Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
4.  Little Big Planet (PS3 game)
5.  A mandolin (kitchen style, not the instrument)
6.  Five new shirts
7.  Three awesome cookbooks (Rick Bayless, Foodnetwork Favorites, and an Indian Vegetarian book)
8.  Wireless internet for the house (PS3 mainly)
9.  Puppy 
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 01:04:07 AM »
Wine and a pressure washer.  Good times
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2009, 12:26:57 PM »
New golf bag just like Bo Jackson's. 

Golf shoes.  Clothes.

A billion dollars worth of shit for the kids and wife. 

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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2009, 12:39:21 PM »
Let's see the puppy.

I got some potpourri for Xmas. We adults usually don't exchange gifts, we just give to the kids.
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2009, 12:52:47 PM »
I got a 1 year subscription in the jelly of the month club.
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2009, 03:57:27 PM »
I got a 1 year subscription in the jelly of the month club.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2009, 03:58:42 PM »
Let's see the puppy.

I got some potpourri for Xmas. We adults usually don't exchange gifts, we just give to the kids.

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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2009, 04:15:19 PM »
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, toolless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poop he is! Hallelujah! Holy poop! Where's the Tylenol?

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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 04:30:04 PM »


She is absolutely adorable. Good pick, THS.
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2009, 05:25:52 PM »
She is absolutely adorable. Good pick, THS.

Agreed.  He should probably hit her once or twice in the head to help straighten the eyes, but overall, nice looking pup.
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2009, 06:49:52 PM »
I got to see the newest member of our family. My first grandson, Hunter.
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2009, 07:10:03 PM »
Only Sweets will appreciate this, but my best gift came in THE original little blue box... a silver Tiffany initial pendant.  One of the few gifts that does not have to be wrapped, because most women freak over the box itself.  I am not excluding myself from this group.



Also got a spa day at a deluxe spa (Urban Retreat) and a new Nikon DS5000 digital camera.  It is teh bombs...  incredible pictures.  Oh, and this t-shirt...



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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2009, 07:24:40 PM »
Only Sweets will appreciate this, but my best gift came in THE original little blue box... a silver Tiffany initial pendant.  One of the few gifts that does not have to be wrapped, because most women freak over the box itself.  I am not excluding myself from this group.



Also got a spa day at a deluxe spa (Urban Retreat) and a new Nikon DS5000 digital camera.  It is teh bombs...  incredible pictures.  Oh, and this t-shirt...




They misspelled genus.
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2009, 07:34:19 PM »
They misspelled genus.

You mean genous?
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2009, 08:03:00 PM »
Also got a spa day at a deluxe spa (Urban Retreat) and a new Nikon DS5000 digital camera.  It is teh bombs...  incredible pictures.  Oh, and this t-shirt...





I'm still trying to figure out what it is. Software? What?
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2009, 08:18:58 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out what it is. Software? What?
  Oh, and this t-shirt...

Get the tin foil off your head, freak.  Reading is fundamental...
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« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2009, 09:10:55 PM »
Get the tin foil off your head, freak.  Reading is fundamental...

I have never worn a tin-foil hat, nor do I plan to. I do however understand what I'm reading and your t-shirt amounts to nothing more than sarcasm. I like this t-shirt:
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« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2009, 09:46:02 PM »
I have never worn a tin-foil hat, nor do I plan to. I do however understand what I'm reading and your t-shirt amounts to nothing more than sarcasm. I like this t-shirt:


The problem isn't "understanding binary".  It's actually giving a fuck about it that seems to be my problem.

And so we're clear, the blue pill went down just fine.
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« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2009, 09:46:43 PM »
 :rofl:
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Re: Whaddya get?
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2009, 10:15:50 PM »
I have never worn a tin-foil hat, nor do I plan to. I do however understand what I'm reading and your t-shirt amounts to nothing more than sarcasm.
My first name is Jennifer.  Jen to my friends. 

To you, Jennifer.
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