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You guys arent a (someone mustve changed the b to a p)unch of pussies, are you?

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Amatuer. I shot TUPAC
I shot the sherriff.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Well...I didn't shoot no deputy.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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What does Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Eric Clapton?
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What does Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Eric Clapton?
A woman?
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What does Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Eric Clapton?

I would have said a Necrophiliac, but I'm pretty sure Clapton is still with us.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Cops, cocaine and crotch critters.
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I said a woman, because you never finished your thought...you never said "in common".  So what does Tupac, Biggie, and Eric Clapton....I would guess a woman has done them.
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I said a woman, because you never finished your thought...you never said "in common".  So what does Tupac, Biggie, and Eric Clapton....I would guess a woman has done them.

Yes you are correct, but I would make that plural. Crotch critters are the women you are referring too but since the women they were with were more or less just "hanging" around for the ride. Cops because, well, the rappers loved them so much and Clapton because he likes to make songs about them (also see crotch critters). Also, the cocaine/crack that all three wrote music about. I guess all three objects are cross generational and demographic.
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 :rolleyes:
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 :rolleyes:

that would be an instant exit stage to the left
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that would be an instant exit stage to the left

That would be an instant reason to get her to shuck dem panties.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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that would be an instant exit stage to the left
Fuck that. It'd be easier to kill one. Thump that fucker off then knock it rotten.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Fuck that. It'd be easier to kill one. Thump that fucker off then knock it rotten.

Listen to him.  He's a Navy man.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Hasnt anyone ever told you to not mess with a women that has spiders coming in or out of her vagina. Spiders have babies too.
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I'd turn her around and work that booty.
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Nice Grill.
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KFed killed dem critters. :haha:

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