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HP racist? OR

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HP racist? OR
« on: December 23, 2009, 03:53:49 PM »
just sees no need to continue recording when whitey is around to supervise?

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: HP racist? OR
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 04:33:14 PM »
just sees no need to continue recording when whitey is around to supervise?

What's the problem?
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Re: HP racist? OR
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 01:31:45 AM »
Well. Several things. Both of these individuals should be fired. They are wasting company time playing on the HP.
Maybe the HP software only recognizes big headed ugly white women. I never saw a white guy in the picture. I guess the boss doesn't waste his time like that.And really, who gives a shit? None of us will be recording any black guys on our computer anytime soon anyway.

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Re: HP racist? OR
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 01:54:15 PM »
They are in a parallel universe. Everything is backwards.
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Re: HP racist? OR
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2009, 08:35:50 AM »
Desi should lighten up..
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Re: HP racist? OR
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2009, 11:00:42 AM »
Desi should lighten up..
Literally, if he wants his camera to work.
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Re: HP racist? OR
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2009, 12:43:36 PM »
Literally, if he wants his camera to work.


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Re: HP racist? OR
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2009, 01:46:12 PM »
At least he's having fun with it, if Jesse Jackson (or someone from the ACLU) gets a hold of this there will be a class action suit.

My guess is that they (Wanda and Desi) are too back-lit by the fluorescent lights behind them.  The back-lit problem isn't enough to render Wanda unrecognizable, but it is enough to "hide" Desi's facial features, making him unrecognizable to the camera.  It sees him more as a silhouette because the camera is metering and exposing for the light behind him, not actually on him.

Or maybe it because these computers are intelligent and refuse to recognize Obama as president?  On the record, I'll go with the my "back-lit" explanation.   Off the record...

Also, is it me, or does Desi sound exactly like Will Smith?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IFabwB-b14#noexternalembed
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