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Merry Christmas
« on: December 23, 2009, 10:50:35 AM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2009, 11:24:18 AM »
As a rule, I fucking hate xmas music.  Worst shit in the world.

This song, however, is my shining exception.  REK paints a picture of my childhood xmas gatherings.  Brilliant song.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2009, 01:14:34 PM »
My favorite Xmas song of all time! 
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 08:20:31 AM »
Merry Christmas fuckers.  Bout time for me to start shopping I guess.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 10:45:55 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 24, 2009, 08:20:31 AM
Merry Christmas phukers. Bout time for me to start shopping I guess.

Yes, Merry Christmas......damnit!
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2009, 02:12:42 PM »
I am 100% through with all teh shoppings.  Everyone is present and accounted for.  Merry Christmas to all X'rs. 
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2009, 04:10:17 PM »
Merry Christmas to you X'ers!
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 06:08:17 PM »
JUST got done with all the sonofabitchin wrapping.

Time to start the drinking.

Merry Christmas!
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 06:23:40 PM »
I'm dronk on eggnog. One day a year deal.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 06:45:35 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 23, 2009, 11:24:18 AM
As a rule, I fucking hate xmas music.  Worst shit in the world.

Scrooge. 

As hard as you may find this to believe?  I love Christmas music. 

Top Ten Christmas Songs (in no particular order):

1) Christmas in Hollis (Run DMC)
2) Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Springsteen version)
3) Please Come Home for Christmas (Eagles)
4) The Christmas Song (Nat King Cole)
5) Here Comes Santa Claus (Gene Autry)
6) Happy Christmas War is Over (Lennon)
7) Holly Jolly Christmas (Burl Ives)
8) Winter Wonderland
9) The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
10) Oh Holy Night


Merry Christmas to you douche bags.  The best gift I have to give you all is more of my brilliance and wisdom in 2010.  it's the gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 08:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 24, 2009, 06:45:35 PM
it's the gift that keeps on giving.
Kind of like the jelly of the month club, Clark.

Made it home safe from bammer.  Kids are so relieved to be out of the car and back to trashing our own home instead of Nana's.  I myself am counting down to bedtime - the sooner their little asses get to bed, the sooner we can set up a Barbie house and a freaking train table and be off to our own bed.  We wised up and assembled said Barbie house and train table before we left - but it still has to come in from the garage and be arranged under the tree.  I still have some things to wrap, and stockings to fill... but whatever... it's Christmas.  I can sleep when I'm dead.

To my X-ers family - hope you and yourn' all have a Merry Christmas.  Hope Santa is good to you all, except the bammers.  To you a-holes, enjoy the coal and switches you'll be getting, if you're lucky.

And O Holy Night is the best Christmas song ever.

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 11:15:19 PM »
Merry Christmas to everyone, My favorite Christmas song evar...

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2009, 12:12:44 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 24, 2009, 08:23:54 PM
Kind of like the jelly of the month club, Clark.

Made it home safe from bammer.  Kids are so relieved to be out of the car and back to trashing our own home instead of Nana's.  I myself am counting down to bedtime - the sooner their little asses get to bed, the sooner we can set up a Barbie house and a freaking train table and be off to our own bed.  We wised up and assembled said Barbie house and train table before we left - but it still has to come in from the garage and be arranged under the tree.  I still have some things to wrap, and stockings to fill... but whatever... it's Christmas.  I can sleep when I'm dead.

To my X-ers family - hope you and yourn' all have a Merry Christmas.  Hope Santa is good to you all, except the bammers.  To you a-holes, enjoy the coal and switches you'll be getting, if you're lucky.

And O Holy Night is the best Christmas song ever.



Fuck Oh Holy Night.  I have my reasons.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2009, 12:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 24, 2009, 06:45:35 PM
Top Ten Christmas Songs (in no particular order):

1) Christmas in Hollis (Run DMC)
2) Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Springsteen version)
3) Please Come Home for Christmas (Eagles)
4) The Christmas Song (Nat King Cole)
5) Here Comes Santa Claus (Gene Autry)
6) Happy Christmas War is Over (Lennon)
7) Holly Jolly Christmas (Burl Ives)
8) Winter Wonderland
9) The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
10) Oh Holy Night

Good list.  The only one I would strike is #2.  I hear those fuckers start yelling at each other like a few drunks in the alley and I want to start striking shit with a frying pan.

I'd add Greensleeves, and Carol of the Bells someplace..

I like the Eagles version of Please Come Home For Christmas, but I also really like Aaron Neville's version...
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2009, 01:03:56 AM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper on December 25, 2009, 12:50:29 AM
Good list.  The only one I would strike is #2.  I hear those fuckers start yelling at each other like a few drunks in the alley and I want to start striking shit with a frying pan.

I'd add Greensleeves, and Carol of the Bells someplace..

I like the Eagles version of Please Come Home For Christmas, but I also really like Aaron Neville's version...

Thank you.  Anything by Springsteen makes my spleen ache.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2009, 05:36:23 AM »
Merry Christmas, bitches.

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2009, 11:01:40 AM »
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2009, 11:48:59 AM »
Merry Christmas and War Eagle.
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2009, 10:08:39 PM »
Damn...I made a great prime rib today for the family.

Here's to being full on red meat, whiskey, and egg nog.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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