Kaos makes his Christmas list...

[Kaos]

Making the list and checking it twice...

For Birmingsil:  A partridge.  Not the tree, just the bird.  Birmingsil gets the bird. 

For RWS: A map to Tuscaloosa and eternal chuckling thanks for verifying the stereotype.

For Jumbo: A case of Anti-Monkey Butt powder (http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/) for all those poor dogs.

For Sanchozad, Prowler and Chopper:  Nothing.   Well, more specifically Kaos got a box, shit in the box and then didn't give it to them, proving that when it comes to the three duh-migos?  Kaos doesn't give a shit. 

For chinook: A slightly used Peter Criss wig.

For Godfather: An official BBQ recipe so he, too, can become a batphone insider like the man he admires most.

For wes and Sani: Edible underwear made of sweet tarts.  You can shoose who wears the bra.

For Townhall: A doggie shock collar. Don't wait until it does something wrong, turn it up to 10 and zap away for hilarious Christmas fun.

For Token: A one day "shoot 'em for no reason" pass.

For AUS and TW: The special nude Kaos 2010 day-by-day calendar.  No, harv you can't have one.

For bottomfeeder: A year's supply of tinfoil.  Will two truckloads be enough. per month, that is.

For Harv: Membership in the Jeff Lebo fan club.

For Ogre: Twenty two more days of online time so he can catch Sani.

For Pell City Tiger: Obama's cell number

For AUTailgating: A can of pink dumpster paint.

For Buzz: A new, shiny Festivus pole and a fatty to dance around it.

For AWK: Some better gaming skills and a shorter memory.



Kaos grows tired of reading the list and starts searching for oatmeal cookies.  They better not be crunchy either. Crunchy oatmeal cookies piss Kaos Claus off.

[Pell City Tiger]

Thank you.

For you, I give Jay Jacobs.  I'll bring him to you with a big ribbon on his head, so you can look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! 

[Townhallsavoy]

Thank you!  What's even more fun is to sneak the collar onto my next door neighbor's outside dog.  Whenever he starts barking at me and my puppy, I'll use the zapper to burn a ring into its neck. 

Thanks, Kaos!

[chinook]

kaos, my gray hair thanks you.

[Token]

Thank you.

For you, I give Jay Jacobs.  I'll bring him to you with a big ribbon on his head, so you can look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, toolless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poop he is! 

+4

I'm watching it when I get home.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

For Kaos:



Here's something for you to carry all your bait in.   

[bottomfeeder]

That should be fine. Between the hats and the Texas crutch the fact that it's free helps greatly during these slim economic times. All I really want for Christmas is for Cam Newton to sign with Auburn. Otherwise, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

[AUsweetheart]

Oh K, a nude calender....thank goodness. All I had was this one of you from last valentine's day.

[Snaggletiger]

Oh K, a nude calender....thank goodness. All I had was this one of you from last valentine's day.

Rob Van Winkle would kick his ass.

[Kaos]

For Kaos:


Here's something for you to carry all your bait in.   

I'm gonna need a bigger box.

[Kaos]

Oh K, a nude calender....thank goodness. All I had was this one of you from last valentine's day.

I shaved since then.  I'll let you guess "shaved what"

[AUChizad]

For Sanchozad, Prowler and Chopper:  Nothing.   Well, more specifically Kaos got a box, shit in the box and then didn't give it to them, proving that when it comes to the three duh-migos?  Kaos doesn't give a shit.  

I'm not going to turn this into a shit-fest, but I find it interesting that you lump me in to this category, when I haven't been any more critical of your psychic preminitions then, say, Wes, or WAR EAGLE!!! for example...or anyone really...

[Token]

I can't complain. 

I got the best gift.  And it would be the most beneficial for society. 

[Kaos]

I'm not going to turn this into a shit-fest, but I find it interesting that you lump me in to this category, when I haven't been any more critical of your psychic preminitions then, say, Wes, or WAR EAGLE!!! for example...or anyone really...

it's all in fun.  And approach.

I've got to do something with this box of shit. Do you want it?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Shooter and Gene think it's funny that Kaos admits to randomly shitting in household boxes....

[AWK]

Biotch, I gots game!!!! Wait, what the fuck are we talking about?

[boartitz]