I have a new respect for my dog.

[Birmingham]

It's like looking at a lynx.

or a liger.

[djsimp]

Dont show Courtney that pic, he might poopy his pants.

[The Prowler]

or a liger.

That's pretty much my favorite animal.

[GH2001]

That's pretty much my favorite animal.

It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

[LivnonaPryr]

I love dogs, always good for a surprise or two.  Just when you think they are absolutely useless, they go off and defend the family name.  Bravo to your bitch.

[AUTiger1]

Good story djsimp!   The more I am around people and have to deal with them, I find the more I like my dogs. 

[Kaos]

Either way I got a round that sais they breath their last time on Earth.

Just curious.  Were you drunk or having some kind of medical emergency when you were posting this story and follow up? 

I had a hard time deciphering your code. 

[Saniflush]

Good grief, I post a solid B+ joke at my own expense and within three posts it is turned into me and Courtney Upshaw molesting children.  What the fuck is wrong with you djsimp? 

For the record, since apparently nobody remembers Upshaw's arrest, thus not understanding the jab...http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=10961162

Thanks for the link.


I was having a hard time keeping all the arrests straight.

[Snaggletiger]

Thanks for the link.


I was having a hard time keeping all the arrests straight.

 

[djsimp]

Just curious.  Were you drunk or having some kind of medical emergency when you were posting this story and follow up? 

I had a hard time deciphering your code. 

No, it was a reference to one of the statements made that had nothing to do with the thread in the first place.

Quote from: Massengill

I'd keep Courtney away from your daughter.

Quote from: AUChizad

Either Courtney Upshaw molests children, or Massengill does.

To the defense of Birm.....I mean Vagi.....damnit, I mean Massengill, he was referring to Upshaws arrest.

[djsimp]

Good story djsimp!   The more I am around people and have to deal with them, I find the more I like my dogs. 

True that. The funny thing is, dogs are usually not bullpoopers or fakers, they are who they are and thats it. Thats why dogs are mans best friends. So, with that said, Courtney should thank me for for keeping Tito in the fences yard. This one would actually scare me if he wasnt mine.

[Kaos]

No, it was a reference to one of the statements made that had nothing to do with the thread in the first place.

Quote from: Massengill
Quote from: AUChizad
To the defense of Birm.....I mean Vagi.....damnit, I mean Massengill, he was referring to Upshaws arrest.

It was the method of expression that threw me, not the content itself. 

Take this for instance:

Either way I got a round that sais they breath their last time on Earth.

What the fuck?

[Godfather]

Your dog needs to report to Jumbo ASAP!

[djsimp]

It was the method of expression that threw me, not the content itself. 

Take this for instance:
 

What the phuk?

I chalk that up to inept way of expressing my feelings with a keyboard. What I was trying to express was love for my daughter would cause me to go postal on some sorry phuk that ever tried that poop with my little girl.

[djsimp]

Your dog needs to report to Jumbo ASAP!

I have been here several months now and have yet to figure out the deal with Jumbo and the dog reference. Can someone explain?

[Snaggletiger]

I have been here several months now and have yet to figure out the deal with Jumbo and the dog reference. Can someone explain?

Let's be blunt here, shall we.  Each new member has an obligation to offer up his or her dog to Jumbo for the ceremonial first fisting.  It is a standard requirement of your initiation into our little club. 

No worries, the dogs love it.  And so does Jumbo.

[Jumbo]

Let's be blunt here, shall we.  Each new member has an obligation to offer up his or her dog to Jumbo for the ceremonial first fisting.  It is a standard requirement of your initiation into our little club. 

No worries, the dogs love it.  And so does Jumbo.

If you dont get the jist, you get the fist.

[djsimp]

My dog is yours. You can keep her if you would like.

[AUsweetheart]

You'll want her back , dj.....and you'll respect her all the more after Jumbo gets done with her.

[djsimp]

You'll want her back , dj.....and you'll respect her all the more after Jumbo gets done with her.

That leaves an awful vision in my brain. I guess your right, I would have to bring her back home to nurse her back to good health.