I have a new respect for my dog.

djsimp · « **on:** December 21, 2009, 07:16:22 PM »

I have this dog I bought for my little girl about a year ago (of which really became my dog not long after) that I really of hated with a passion. By the way her name is Barbie and yes my little girl named her. She is a dumb ass dog that I have contemplated different ways of getting rid of her, but my conscious will not let me do it. Anyway, I now like her just a little bit better now. Over this past weekend, my boys were out walking around with some friends with the mutt following them around along with the other kids mutt. As they were misfitting around, a stranger came out to the road passing to another yard, as though in visitation mode. My dog commenced to pursuit of the individual with all her speed. The certain individual realized his demise and ran for shelter, and pretty damn fast I might add. After scarring the poop out of me (for fear of lawsuit) and the victim, Barbie was settled down to a mere bark and standing hair upon her back. Apology was given and excepted. Just to give you a location on the grid, this all happened here in Eufaula, AL. As we chatted for a moment, the identity of the individual was revealed to me. Joy exploded within me like a volcanic eruption and a new liking for my dumb ass dog. It was Courtney Upshaw, back-up LB for the Crimson Tahd. Let me tell ya, the guy can run. As we talked for a moment I revealed to him that me and my boys were Auburn fans. His response, "No wonder your dogs dont like me".

The Prowler · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:19:29 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on December 21, 2009, 07:16:22 PM

I have this dog I bought for my little girl about a year ago (of which really became my dog not long after) that I really of hated with a passion. By the way her name is Barbie and yes my little girl named her. She is a dumb ass dog that I have contemplated different ways of getting rid of her, but my conscious will not let me do it. Anyway, I now like her just a little bit better now. Over this past weekend, my boys were out walking around with some friends with the mutt following them around along with the other kids mutt. As they were misfitting around, a stranger came out to the road passing to another yard, as though in visitation mode. My dog commenced to pursuit of the individual with all her speed. The certain individual realized his demise and ran for shelter, and pretty damn fast I might add. After scarring the poop out of me (for fear of lawsuit) and the victim, Barbie was settled down to a mere bark and standing hair upon her back. Apology was given and excepted. Just to give you a location on the grid, this all happened here in Eufaula, AL. As we chatted for a moment, the identity of the individual was revealed to me. Joy exploded within me like a volcanic eruption and a new liking for my dumb ass dog. It was Courtney Upshaw, back-up LB for the Crimson Tahd. Let me tell ya, the guy can run. As we talked for a moment I revealed to him that me and my boys were Auburn fans. His response, "No wonder your dogs dont like me".

Did you respond with "nah, he just don't like McNurras"....

Birmingham · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:24:16 PM »

I'd keep Courtney away from your daughter.

djsimp · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:37:51 PM »

Quote from: Massengill on December 21, 2009, 07:24:16 PM

I'd keep Courtney away from your daughter.

My daughter is 3 1/2, dipshit.

Birmingham · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:39:19 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on December 21, 2009, 07:37:51 PM

My daughter is 3 1/2, dippoop.

not what I meant, but okay.

Token · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:39:53 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 21, 2009, 07:19:29 PM

Did you respond with "nah, he just don't like McNurras"....

My avatar hates you.

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:40:12 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on December 21, 2009, 07:37:51 PM

My daughter is 3 1/2, dipshit.

Either Courtney Upshaw molests children, or Massengill does.

djsimp · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:44:15 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on December 21, 2009, 07:40:12 PM

Either Courtney Upshaw molests children, or Massengill does.

Either way I got a round that sais they breath their last time on Earth.

djsimp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:47:55 PM »

Okay, lets get this back on track here.

He also said he was going to tell Coach Saban about his encounter. Sure hope midget man dont show up at my house, I'd have to sick my dog on him.

Birmingham · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:53:07 PM »

Good grief, I post a solid B+ joke at my own expense and within three posts it is turned into me and Courtney Upshaw molesting children. What the fuck is wrong with you djsimp?

For the record, since apparently nobody remembers Upshaw's arrest, thus not understanding the jab...http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=10961162

Token · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:53:21 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on December 21, 2009, 07:47:55 PM

Okay, lets get this back on track here.

djsimp · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Massengill on December 21, 2009, 07:53:07 PM

Good grief, I post a solid B+ joke at my own expense and within three posts it is turned into me and Courtney Upshaw molesting children. What the phuk is wrong with you djsimp?

For the record, since apparently nobody remembers Upshaw's arrest, thus not understanding the jab...http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S=10961162

Om not mad, I only made one comment because frankly I didnt remember the arrest and yes i sure as hell sounded like thats what you were implying. The other comment would be for any individual as a whole in general.
I seriously didnt call you or CU a freakin child molester.

I am trying real hard to keep this thread from getting derailed. I need help in doing so.

AUChizad · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:09:59 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on December 21, 2009, 08:04:54 PM

I seriously didnt call you or CU a freakin child molester.

I did that.

The Prowler · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:12:26 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on December 21, 2009, 08:04:54 PM

Om not mad, I only made one comment because frankly I didnt remember the arrest and yes i sure as hell sounded like thats what you were implying. The other comment would be for any individual as a whole in general.
I seriously didnt call you or CU a freakin child molester.

I am trying real hard to keep this thread from getting derailed. I need help in doing so.

First, Upshaw couldn't complete the "Show Stopper" on his girlfriend/pass around/daddy's ticket to inside information and now he runs away from a little yard dog named Barbie?!?!? LMAO, what a Puss.

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:13:43 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 21, 2009, 08:12:26 PM

First, Upshaw couldn't complete the "Show Stopper" on his girlfriend/pass around/daddy's ticket to inside information and now he runs away from a little yard dog named Barbie?!?!? LMAO, what a Puss.

I dumbass little yard dog named Barbie at that.

Birmingham · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:16:32 PM »

djsimp, fair enough. Sounds like a good story in the original post. Does he live close to you or was he visiting someone? Sounded like he took the whole thing in stride after being almost killed by Barbie.

djsimp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Massengill on December 21, 2009, 08:16:32 PM

djsimp, fair enough. Sounds like a good story in the original post. Does he live close to you or was he visiting someone? Sounded like he took the whole thing in stride after being almost killed by Barbie.

I'm not real sure, I think he was visiting. He laughed it off pretty good. Im glad too, I mean you just dont know folks these days. I'll have to tell ya he is a big guy. It was kind of funny to see someone that big running from a little dog. Its even funnier when he is a bama LB.

Token · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:27:49 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on December 21, 2009, 08:24:21 PM

Its even funnier when he is a bama LB.

Well, it's not like he could have been an Auburn LB.

They don't exist. At least, not on paper.

The Prowler · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:37:04 PM »

Quote from: Token on December 21, 2009, 08:27:49 PM

Well, it's not like he could have been an Auburn LB.

They don't exist. At least, not on paper.

I think Ingram would disagree....

Token · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:40:47 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 21, 2009, 08:37:04 PM

I think Ingram would disagree....

It's like looking at a lynx.

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