Sooo, it appears Auburn's kicking ass in recruiting

[Birmingham]

(insert uncomfortable joke while trying not to appear concerned.)

[bottomfeeder]

There is no concern here douche bag. We practically owned Bama with what we had this year, and now we're getting filled up with high octane. Sooo, I bull-leave it is the Bammers who need to be concerned about their own recruiting jobs and leave us the hell alone until November of next year. Sayonara, Bammers.

[Birmingham]

There is no concern here douche bag. We practically owned Bama with what we had this year, and now we're getting filled up with high octane. Sooo, I bull-leave it is the Bammers who need to be concerned about their own recruiting jobs and leave us the hell alone until November of next year. Sayonara, Bammers.

???  This is exactly the reason I have a hard time engaging in civilized conversation here.  The assumption that I must be making a slight at Auburn.  This is mostly why some here think all I do is throw shit at Auburn in every single post.  Unfecking real. 

For the record, bottomfeeder, I was referring to "bammers" as the ones trying not to appear concerned at the success Auburn is having in recruiting.

[Townhallsavoy]

I got it, Vag.  I understood. 

[Tiger Wench]

???  This is exactly the reason I have a hard time engaging in civilized conversation here.  The assumption that I must be making a slight at Auburn.  This is mostly why some here think all I do is throw shit at Auburn in every single post.  Unfecking real. 

For the record, bottomfeeder, I was referring to "bammers" as the ones trying not to appear concerned at the success Auburn is having in recruiting.

Not that I give a shit about your concern, but in the past, on other boards that shall not be named, it was well known that bottomfeeder wore tin foil hats to the bathroom so the CIA couldn't beam up a DNA sample.

[Birmingham]

Not that I give a poop about your concern, but in the past, on other boards that shall not be named, it was well known that bottomfeeder wore tin foil hats to the bathroom so the CIA couldn't beam up a DNA sample.

So I should disregard that pm I got from bottomfeeder about that very thing?

[Tiger Wench]

So I should disregard that pm I got from bottomfeeder about that very thing?

Depends on how much tinfoil you have at home - the doors and windows need to be secured too.

[jadennis]

Vaginator, I took your post the way you intended, but is it really that much of a surprise that someone would assume you were shit talking again? 

I mean, it's pretty ridiculous to pull the "this is why I have a hard time engaging in civilized conversation here" when you only attempt it about 1 out of every 50 conversations you're involved in (if that often). 

It's like expecting someone to think Mike Vick is buying a dog because he wants a new best friend.  We know better from experience. 

[Pell City Tiger]

I agree with bottomfeeder on this one. bama exists for one week of the year only. Fuck them and their concerns.

[Birmingham]

Vaginator, I took your post the way you intended, but is it really that much of a surprise that someone would assume you were poop talking again? 

I assumed they would actually read the post before responding.  Should I assume otherwise?

[jadennis]

I assumed they would actually read the post before responding.  Should I assume otherwise?

My point was that he naturally interpreted your post to be sarcastic in some form and assumed, in whatever round about way, that you were most likely taking a shot at Auburn and/or bragging about Alabama.  Even if he couldn't figure it out, he just knew that that must be your intent.

It's like if RWS said "see you at the game", we would all naturally check the local high school game schedules to figure out what game he was talking about, knowing from experience that he can't possibly mean the Alabama football game.

[Birmingham]

My point was that he naturally interpreted your post to be sarcastic in some form and assumed, in whatever round about way, that you were most likely taking a shot at Auburn and/or bragging about Alabama.  Even if he couldn't figure it out, he just knew that that must be your intent.

It's like if RWS said "see you at the game", we would all naturally check the local high school game schedules to figure out what game he was talking about, knowing from experience that he can't possibly mean the Alabama football game.

How long have you been waiting for the opportunity to use this?  Be honest.  Hilarious by the way.

[bottomfeeder]

Not that I give a poop about your concern, but in the past, on other boards that shall not be named, it was well known that bottomfeeder wore tin foil hats to the bathroom so the CIA couldn't beam up a DNA sample.

Ahh, but you forgot to include the little green men (and women) too. My DNA and thoughts are not allowed to leave without my permission. Only exception is what I post on the Internets.

[Birmingham]

Ahh, but you forgot to include the little green men (and women) too. My DNA and thoughts are not allowed to leave without my permission. Only exception is what I post on the Internets.

dude wtf?

[The Prowler]

dude wtf?

Yeah, I'm guessing that's some Heaven's Gate stuff.

[bottomfeeder]

dude wtf?

[Birmingham]

bottomfeeder, thank you so much for being an Auburn fan.

[Come Honor Face]

so... the guys we're recruiting won't be seniors when we all die?

bummer

[bottomfeeder]

bottomfeeder, thank you so much for being an Auburn fan.

Although it seems that I'm a bit out there, and I am, I believe the staus quo is something to be fucked with every now and then. I like images of beautiful things, like the six years seeing Bammers with frowns on their faces. And, if I see an image that catches my attention, I investigate. I'm not a happy person like most of the people I know, but that makes me smarter and less vulnerable to criminals, unlike most of the Bammers I run into. If the stories seem a bit far fetch then so be it. It's still entertaining to me unlike most of the Bammers I run see in my everyday dealings with the underworld. So make fun if you wish, but remember I'll be prepared where most others will become a victims of the shitstorm.

[bottomfeeder]

so... the guys we're recruiting won't be seniors when we all die?

bummer

We are not sure of the implications of this event if it crosses the ecliptic. All we can do is monitor the progress and make predictions as to where it may cross and estimate the damages that may occur from simulated scenarios in computer models.

Personally, I would like to see Auburn win another NC before all hell breaks loose. Therefore I'm supporting the scholarship offer by this coaching staff to Cameron Newton. :thumbsup:

The bible isn't the only book ever written. And I study all kinds of things including but not limited to past history and cultures. If I get one thing from this that could possibly improve the quality of life for others then I have accomplished my goal. If there is another form of energy that is capable of producing perpetual motion a speeds faster than light speed, then I want to know about it, study it and apply it. The status quo sucks.





And just like every other Auburn fan, if there is a recruit that can have an immediate impact of the success of our school in any area whatsoever, then I want him to be at Auburn as soon as possible.

If there is anything I hate it's closed mind. My mind is open to absolutely anything that is NOT status quo. That includes some of the theories of evolution or lack of, extraterrestrial life forms, black holes or light outside of the visible light spectrum as a pure form of energy, energy forms unknown to man today, early writing by other civilizations, etc.