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Met a convert last night

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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2009, 02:14:43 PM »
...and then we all switch places when I ring the bell.
I chill at White Castle cuz it's the best
But I'm fly at Fat Burger when I'm way out west.

so, my Beastie was showing?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2009, 02:40:52 PM »
so, my Beastie was showing?

If that's what you're calling it these days.

Kind of like calling a fat guy "Slim".
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2009, 10:36:11 PM »
A quick and dirty romp in the shitter stall would have made for a perfect ending.
Because I thought about this, and cringed....I want to know how many of you have actually convinced a woman to have sex in the "shitter stall."

Do I have to add In Real Life, or is it understood?
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A national championship is a wonderful thing, but if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.

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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2009, 10:49:29 AM »
Because I thought about this, and cringed....I want to know how many of you have actually convinced a woman to have sex in the "shitter stall."

Do I have to add In Real Life, or is it understood?
Not yet. I'm still working on my British accent.
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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2009, 02:54:48 PM »
Because I thought about this, and cringed....I want to know how many of you have actually convinced a woman to have sex in the "shitter stall."

Do I have to add In Real Life, or is it understood?
Probably best that you clarified the "IRL" part.

That is too disgusting to even contemplate. I won't even have sex in MY bathroom, much less a public one.

And to you disappointed pervs, not ALL of my stories are in the same genre. 
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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #25 on: December 19, 2009, 06:32:15 PM »
Probably best that you clarified the "IRL" part.

That is too disgusting to even contemplate. I won't even have sex in MY bathroom, much less a public one.

And to you disappointed pervs, not ALL of my stories are in the same genre. 

Just because I wanted you to get gangbanged by the waitstaff while you husband beat off to it under the table, does NOT make me a disappointed perve.
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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2009, 06:38:12 PM »
Just because I wanted you to get gangbanged by the waitstaff while you husband beat off to it under the table, does NOT make me a disappointed perve.

I bet you have a gnarly mustache...
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Re: Met a convert last night
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2009, 12:38:23 AM »
Because I thought about this, and cringed....I want to know how many of you have actually convinced a woman to have sex in the "shitter stall."

Do I have to add In Real Life, or is it understood?
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