Got my dream job today

Birmingham · « **on:** December 08, 2009, 09:50:58 PM »

The responses to this should be interesting but regardless of that the title is true. Today I was hired for the job I hoped to get after I got my degree. And for more money I had hoped to get.

AUChizad · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:54:44 PM »

I didn't know Saban actually had a personal jizz-mopper.

Token · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:55:10 PM »

You never said who the 4 stars were. I can't find any who recently de-committed.

No Huddle · « **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:56:36 PM »

Quote from: Vagisil on December 08, 2009, 09:50:58 PM

The responses to this should be interesting but regardless of that the title is true. Today I was hired for the job I hoped to get after I got my degree. And for more money I had hoped to get.

What was it?

Birmingham · « **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:57:11 PM »

Quote from: Token on December 08, 2009, 09:55:10 PM

You never said who the 4 stars were. I can't find any who recently de-committed.

that's not what this thread is about but... http://rivals.yahoo.com/auburn/football/recruiting/player-Antonio-Goodwin-85342

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:57:47 PM »

Congrats man.

Birmingham · « **Reply #6 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 08, 2009, 09:57:47 PM

Congrats man.

I see you've taken my apology to heart. I'll turn over a new leaf yet.

As for what the job is, it's a very public job. I have a feeling that if I were to say what it was I'd have to also stop posting here. I'll probably have to drop this persona regardless but for the time being there's not a chance in hell I'm revealing the name of my new employer.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Vagisil on December 08, 2009, 10:00:24 PM

I see you've taken my apology to heart. I'll turn over a new leaf yet.

As for what the job is, it's a very public job. I have a feeling that if I were to say what it was I'd have to also stop posting here. I'll probably have to drop this persona regardless but for the time being there's not a chance in hell I'm revealing the name of my new employer.

Fuck your apology beeeeyotch.

Probably not a good idea to post names of employers and all that. If this is on the up and up...outside the message board world..good job.

No Huddle · « **Reply #8 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:13:20 PM »

Quote from: Vagisil on December 08, 2009, 10:00:24 PM

As for what the job is, it's a very public job. I have a feeling that if I were to say what it was I'd have to also stop posting here. I'll probably have to drop this persona regardless but for the time being there's not a chance in hell I'm revealing the name of my new employer.

You do not have to say exactly but you can give us a hint.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #9 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:14:05 PM »

Wow, you learn something new every day. Who knew that being a garbage truck driver required behavioral adjustment.

You're a stupid fucking asshole and that is all you'll ever be. My sincerest hope is that you trip and fall ass first onto a bottle of acid.

Fuck you, fuck your stupid fucking job, and fuck your worthless fucking correspondence course "degree".

CCTAU · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:15:02 PM »

Yeah. We really don't give a shit who you are and none of us ever want to testify because if it. Just continue to be the resident horse's ass and we'll know you by that alone. Glad you got a job, though. It's always nice to see hard work pay off. Now maybe your wife and that other dude's kids will live better.

BZ770 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:34:28 PM »

I've heard Gay Porn pays well, and that most of the actors are actually straight. I'll take your word for it. Congratulations.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:38:35 PM »

Be careful...that french fry grease gets pretty hot.

Kaos · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:49:39 PM »

Thanks for getting a job. Will you ask Uncle Obama to ease the fuck up on the taxes a little bit since I got one less to support?

AUChizad · « **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2009, 08:59:52 AM »

I suggest moving to the west coast if you really want your male anal bleaching career to take off.

Birmingham · « **Reply #15 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:14:01 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on December 09, 2009, 08:59:52 AM

I suggest moving to the west coast if you really want your male anal bleaching career to take off.

good lord man, do people do that? I'm too scared to google it.

280TIGER · « **Reply #16 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:16:10 AM »

Quote from: Vagisil on December 08, 2009, 09:50:58 PM

The responses to this should be interesting but regardless of that the title is true. Today I was hired for the job I hoped to get after I got my degree. And for more money I had hoped to get.

Good thing you got the job now. You will never get your degree, ever. You will always be a two-bit jackass that spends all day on the internet posting mindless shit. Your life is garbage, your wife is a whore (that likes dudes to jam her with your cigars while she blows them), and your kids are goofy looking. Hopefully this "dream job" will take away all of your free time, stress you out and make your life even more miserable.

GH2001 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 09, 2009, 09:47:03 AM »

DAMN 280.

jadennis · « **Reply #18 on:** December 09, 2009, 10:27:35 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 09, 2009, 09:47:03 AM

DAMN 280.

No kidding, I thought I was reading a personal email from Kaos to Jay Jacobs.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** December 09, 2009, 10:43:03 AM »

Quote from: jadennis on December 09, 2009, 10:27:35 AM

No kidding, I thought I was reading a personal email from Kaos to Jay Jacobs.

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