Our Tebow, who art in Gainesville,
hallowed be thy name. Thy jump pass come,
thy will be done, in Atlanta as it was last year.
Give us this day our annual Bama beatdown.
And forgive us for never letting you beat us (WAR EAGLE!),
as we forgive the media for defying you.
And lead us not into redneck chants of "13, baby!"
but deliver us from Saban.
Amen.