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The right cell phone may just save your life.

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The right cell phone may just save your life.
« on: December 09, 2009, 10:57:49 AM »
But remember, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The right cell phone may just save your life.
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 11:38:19 AM »
You'll shoot your eye out.
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Re: The right cell phone may just save your life.
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 12:59:15 PM »
You'll shoot your eye out.

Only if it rings and you try to answer it.

Just imagine the look on the crook's face as he is dying from a cellphone shot wound.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.