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Tiger Jokes (inevitable)
« on: December 04, 2009, 12:20:15 PM »
This is your humor for the weekend.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
 
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.

It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter...

Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
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Re: Tiger Jokes (inevitable)
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 03:50:55 PM »
This is your humor for the weekend.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards

Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
 
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.

It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter...

Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.


When the press asked Tiger to compare his golf game and personal life...Tiger responded "Pretty good, I am layin' 3"    :rimshot:
« Last Edit: December 04, 2009, 03:55:01 PM by lifesapplepie »
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Re: Tiger Jokes (inevitable)
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 12:32:21 PM »
Tiger is perfect for Gatorade's latest slogan...




Also, I was thinking, maybe Tiger is not his nickname, maybe Wood is.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2009, 12:33:59 PM by jadennis »
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