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Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......

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Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« on: December 02, 2009, 08:04:46 PM »
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Kalika Moquin

A third Tiger Woods mistress, Las Vegas party hostess Kalika Moquin, has thrown her hat in the ring -- though it seems almost anticlimactic now that the golf superstar has broken his silence and apologized for his "personal sins."

Life & Style reported Wednesday that Moquin has been seeing Woods for months, "as recently as late October." A marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, Moquin neither confirmed nor denied the affair:

It's not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other. At this time, I'm just choosing to focus on my job."

New York party hostess Rachel Uchitel and Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs also have been named as Woods' girlfriends.

The New York Daily News called it a triple bogey. There'll be a lot of those jokes going around now. You know, calling him a swinger, admiring his putter, asking about his bump and run -- the possibilities go on and on. And any public figure who gets paid $100 million a year to be squeaky clean then repeatedly cheats on his wife -- with cocktail waitresses and party hostesses -- deserves all the chiding he gets.

DAMN....

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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 09:05:05 PM »
Ok not condoning his actions at all, but here goes.....

His wife is hot...but this chick ain't bad.

And sometimes...there are just somethings a wife won't do. This girl looks like she might.
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 09:06:32 PM »
Ok not condoning his actions at all, but here goes.....

His wife is hot...but this chick ain't bad.

And sometimes...there are just somethings a wife won't do. This girl looks like she might.

It's like you're in my head. 
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 10:23:35 PM »
Ok not condoning his actions at all, but here goes.....

His wife is hot...but this chick ain't bad.

And sometimes...there are just somethings a wife won't do. This girl looks like she might.

Why do you never fail to impress?

You're right though....he put it in her ass.
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 11:33:55 PM »
What celebrity in their right damn mind gives their cell phone number to one or more skeezie COCKTAIL WAITRESSES and expects their little affair to remain private for more than one bajillionth of a second more than it takes for TMZ to offer you money to tell all?

If he and Anika had a fling?  I get it.  They have golf in common.

If he and a brainy engineering type had a fling?  I get it - they can discuss trajectories and vectors and the physics of his swing.  Mental and physical stimulation at the same time.

But a couple of trampy nobodies, one of whom was on TOOL ACADEMY?  THAT is what Tiger Woods chooses?

That is fucked up.

He has dropped to John Daly level - and at least John makes no pretensions to be anything other than he is.
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 11:34:19 PM »
Ok not condoning his actions at all, but here goes.....

His wife is hot...but this chick ain't bad.

And sometimes...there are just somethings a wife won't do. This girl looks like she might.
Sorry.

If I am married to Tiger Woods and his money, and there is an airtight pre-nup, which I am sure there is...

There isn't ANYTHING I won't do in bed.
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 05:29:00 AM »
Sorry.

If I am married to Tiger Woods and his money, and there is an airtight pre-nup, which I am sure there is...

There isn't ANYTHING I won't do in bed.
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 07:25:34 AM »
Sorry.

If I am married to Tiger Woods and his money, and there is an airtight pre-nup, which I am sure there is...

There isn't ANYTHING I won't do in bed.

So you can be bought?

How about rented?
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 09:22:18 AM »
Damn. That Tiger loves the white meat. You would think he would not be as discriminatory. Either that, or the sisters have not said a word. But this dude has a chick in every watering hole. I'm sure three is not the magic number.
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 10:47:35 AM »
So you can be bought?

How about rented?
For Tiger Wood's kind of money?  Along with his dedication to perfection and his smoking hot bod? 

Yes.  To both.

Just keepin' it real...
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 11:18:52 AM »
Hence the old adage that we can all be bought. We are nothing but hookers. The only question is the price.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 03:46:56 PM »
Damn. That Tiger loves the white meat. You would think he would not be as discriminatory. Either that, or the sisters have not said a word. But this dude has a chick in every watering hole. I'm sure three is not the magic number.
He ain't a dummy. If he was married to a black chick, it would be Michael Jackson week  month all over again. He would had multiple caps busted in his ass instead of being hacked at.
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 03:48:44 PM »
He ain't a dummy. If he was married to a black chick, it would be Michael Jackson week  month all over again. He would had multiple caps busted in his ass instead of being hacked at.
Lucky she wasn't mexican. I keep a knife strapped to my thigh.
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 04:01:37 PM »
Lucky she wasn't mexican. I keep a knife strapped to my thigh.


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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 04:04:37 PM »
One of the gals that he was accused of boinking was supposed to have a press conference today. Cancelled. Hmmm? Paid off?
Elin's folks said her next marriage would be in Tangipahoa Parish.
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 04:06:01 PM »
Lucky she wasn't mexican. I keep a knife strapped to my thigh.

I agree, my wife (hispanic) has a pistol in her purse. Love some texas (chl)  Conceal handgun license
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2009, 04:09:18 PM »
One of the gals that he was accused of boinking was supposed to have a press conference today. Cancelled. Hmmm? Paid off?
Probably - her attorney is Gloria Allred... no shit...
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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2009, 04:11:14 PM »
Lucky she wasn't mexican. I keep a knife strapped to my thigh.
If I got my Nina then you know I'm straight trippin'.
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2009, 04:26:20 PM »
Ok not condoning his actions at all, but here goes.....

His wife is hot...but this chick ain't bad.

And sometimes...there are just somethings a wife won't do. This girl looks like she might.

No matter how hot she is, no matter what she'll do in the sack, eventually a man wants to see something different. 
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Re: Tiger Woods goes for The Hat Trick.......
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2009, 04:43:54 PM »
No matter how hot she is, no matter what she'll do in the sack, eventually a man wants to see something different. 


 :jaw:  Speak for yourself.     :moon:
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