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I don't suppose anyone here would help me

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I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« on: December 02, 2009, 07:38:17 PM »
...change my name back to Birmingham. 

Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.

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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 07:46:57 PM »
Fuck you in the mouth.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 07:55:06 PM »
Go fuck yourself
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 07:55:20 PM »
I'm sorry, but all of your points for this week are belong to Gainesville.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 09:06:31 PM »
I think you were right.  No one is going to help you.

And besides, Gainesville is a quaint little village.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 09:17:35 PM »
...change my name back to Birmingham. 

Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.

Birmingham

I doubt very seriously that it was inadvertent.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2009, 09:22:17 PM »
I doubt very seriously that it was inadvertent.

If I were you, I'd shut the fuck up and lay low for a few days.  Next thing you know, you might be re-named Timmy with this as your avatar:



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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2009, 09:29:57 PM »
At least you get another welcome fisting? ShitBird.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 09:32:25 PM »
I keep clicking on this thread...typing...then deleting....

I just can't stop fucking laughing.

Fuck you, Gainesville.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2009, 09:51:41 PM »
 :bugs: :bugs: :bugs: :bugs: :bugs: :bugs:

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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2009, 09:54:20 PM »
Dude can't you change your name by editing your profile?
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2009, 10:17:31 PM »
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Birmingham

Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2009, 10:53:59 PM »
Dude can't you change your name by editing your profile?

no, it appears that "I" can not.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2009, 11:17:20 PM »
us "regular"l people can't.


Oh, and Bham.... choke on fat, ashy, black, prison cock.   And die.

Good day to you all.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2009, 11:41:59 PM »
...change my name back to Birmingham. 

Since I'm certain I'll receive little help on the issue I'd appreciate it if AUTR would note that a (inadvertent) name change has taken place.

Birmingham
Oh good grief.

I didn't want to believe everyone else, but you really ARE that stupid.  Or blind.  Or both.

Not to mention either bizzarely hypercompetitive over a FREAKING PICK EM GAME, or so desperately insecure in your attempts to hang with the cool kids for the first time in your life that you want to win a FREAKING PICK EM GAME at any cost, including the loss of what little pride you have left.

Damn, y'all, let's just take up a collection and send the man a bottle of alcohol.  I cannot imagine how bad it will be if he doesn't win now...  :blink:
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2009, 12:04:15 AM »
Oh good grief.

I didn't want to believe everyone else, but you really ARE that stupid.  Or blind.  Or both.

Not to mention either bizzarely hypercompetitive over a FREAKING PICK EM GAME, or so desperately insecure in your attempts to hang with the cool kids for the first time in your life that you want to win a FREAKING PICK EM GAME at any cost, including the loss of what little pride you have left.

Damn, y'all, let's just take up a collection and send the man a bottle of alcohol.  I cannot imagine how bad it will be if he doesn't win now...  :blink:
Not to mention the fact that everyone else in the fucking game changed their names this week as well...
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2009, 12:14:36 AM »
Not to mention the fact that everyone else in the fucking game changed their names this week as well...
Uh. Gatortitz just don't sound the same, but have at it.
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2009, 12:37:01 AM »
Go play in a fire
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2009, 01:49:13 AM »
Am i gainsevilleredwing this week?
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Re: I don't suppose anyone here would help me
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2009, 02:04:50 AM »
Oh good grief.

I didn't want to believe everyone else, but you really ARE that stupid.  Or blind.  Or both.

Not to mention either bizzarely hypercompetitive over a FREAKING PICK EM GAME, or so desperately insecure in your attempts to hang with the cool kids for the first time in your life that you want to win a FREAKING PICK EM GAME at any cost, including the loss of what little pride you have left.

Damn, y'all, let's just take up a collection and send the man a bottle of alcohol.  I cannot imagine how bad it will be if he doesn't win now...  :blink:

Not that I don't think you have tons of testosterone because I know you probably have a dick and balls in there somewhere.  If not I'm sure you will by the nights end.  As for being competitive, I happen to not give a shit if their was a prize to be won or not.  Apparently your ovaries are bigger than your wiener, causing you to not understand the competitive nature of most men.  For that matter, I doubt I would even accept a prize in the case I did win.  I don't know AUTR very well but I know that he probably likes most of you and even tailgates with a few of you.  I know he talks to all of you.  I know that he's friends with a lot of you who in return don't like me.  He may very well be included in that group.  I can't possibly see myself giving him my address.  Can't see taking a risk on having my address passed around and who knows what showing up at my door.  Unlike your wino ass I could give a shit about booze.  I want to win in a pick up basketball game.  I want to win at UNO.  I want to win at anything I'm spending the time to participate in.  Just because you happen to perform in a pick 'em league exactly how I would imagine a woman would doesn't mean that others don't enjoy the close competition that their picks provide them week in and week out.  

You suck at trying to know football.
You suck at trying to be a dude.
Find a husband and shut up.
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