order of events for this Saturday based on previous outings.
Garman and Tarheel show up at my place about 9 EST. Garman will still be tipsy from the evening before. Mix to go screwdrivers, pack cooler and extra bottles of vodka and bourbon into the car.
Arrive at Momma G's around 12 CST yelling racial epitaphs. Swill beer and eat samuches till 2 ish.
Drive/walk to stadium with game bourbon, pick up tickets, make fun of people in crimson.
3 till 5 - offend as many people as possible, watch Garman sleep, and hopefully us win.
5ish till 8 - throw up out of a vehicle moving down Magnolia, check into hotel, case the place out for the best statues, and continue drinking in someone's room.
8-9 get ready and go out.
11-12 drunk call the ginger and the swarthy asian
Am I missing anything?