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I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny

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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2009, 09:57:01 PM »
Bull Hockey.....I've got rhythm and I don't have a drop of latino blood in me.  I've got German, Irish, and Russian blood in me.
Don't talk shit, Prowler. Just bring it.
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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2009, 10:49:59 PM »
It isn't.

It certainly is.

You either are following JC's command to "judge not"...or  you're not.

If you qualify your membership in the club as "devout", then you are judging the level of others' "devoutness"/faith/whatever.

If you qualify your membership in the club as somehow better than others', then you've missed the message.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2009, 07:43:25 AM »
snap.

Jim Baker was devout as well.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2009, 10:08:49 AM »
Oh yeah we got a religious smack down in this mother f'er Yo!
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2009, 10:12:06 AM »
You fuckers break out the vials of holy water and start chucking'em.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2009, 10:17:47 AM »
You fuckers break out the vials of holy water and start chucking'em.

I always preferred communion wine.
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2009, 10:26:20 AM »
I always preferred communion wine.

I don't be bruising the Jesus juice by throwing it unless it is down the hatch.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2009, 10:32:41 AM »
I don't be bruising the Jesus juice by throwing it unless it is down the hatch.

My bad, I swear it said chuggin. Just on my first cup of coffee.  :blink:
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2009, 10:33:46 AM »
My bad, I swear it said chuggin. Just on my first cup of coffee.  :blink:

Guzzler even?
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2009, 10:37:16 AM »
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2009, 10:39:39 AM »
I believe she is

Keep it up and I'll stick one of you with my bar tab in Tampa.
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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2009, 10:45:36 AM »
Keep it up and I'll stick one of you with my bar tab in Tampa.

I fear no tab
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2009, 11:10:08 AM »
Keep it up and I'll stick one of you with my bar tab in Tampa.

As long as I can reciprocate with a sticking of my own, I'll happily pay that tab.
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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2009, 11:39:48 AM »
As long as I can reciprocate with a sticking of my own, I'll happily pay that tab.

*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2009, 12:45:54 PM »
*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.


He can be persuaded to do just about anything for a Sweetwater 420 on tap.  He's easy like that
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2009, 12:56:59 PM »
*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.
The economy will pick up soon. ;)
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« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2009, 01:21:13 PM »
*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.

I only buy the best.
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2009, 01:24:21 PM »
*sigh* It's a sad day when you can be had for the price of a cocktail.

With this bunch (myself included) that is called every day.
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2009, 04:17:06 PM »
With this bunch (myself included) that is called every day.

I was referring to myself as well.
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Re: I'm Going To Hell..But This Is Funny
« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2009, 05:39:33 PM »
It certainly is.

You either are following JC's command to "judge not"...or  you're not.

If you qualify your membership in the club as "devout", then you are judging the level of others' "devoutness"/faith/whatever.

If you qualify your membership in the club as somehow better than others', then you've missed the message.

You're better than this, Wes.

I can 100% judge whether or not I am devoted to my faith.  I never said I was perfect nor did I say I had it right.  I just meant that I was earnest in what I believe. 
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