Bammerham,
Once again, you have not, or will you ever, attained a college education. So you trying to teach logic to me is laughable. In your heart of hearts, you thought Bammer was leaps and bounds above Auburn's football team. You saw today that that is not the case. That gap will continue to decrease after this offseason. So please, enjoy the fact that your wife paid for you to have a nice vacation, so that you can be well rested when you go back to sacking groceries on Monday.
No matter what the score of the game today, Bammer's football success does not equate to you having any success in your personal life. You are and always will be a loser. Your kids will grow up to be ashamed of you and your wife is just waiting for the right man to come along, so she can leave you. Do everyone a favor and put the business end of a pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger.