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How "Twighlight" should have ended.

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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2009, 01:13:48 PM »

That or tell her that she has to let you have teh butt sexes with her if you have to go.

That should solve that problem.

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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2009, 01:15:42 PM »
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Either way it's a win.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2009, 01:45:43 PM »

That or tell her that she has to let you have teh butt sexes with her if you have to go.

That should solve that problem.

By god, this could be the best advice I have ever seen given on this board!
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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2009, 01:49:17 PM »
By god, this could be the best advice I have ever seen given on this board!

I'm a problem solver man.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2009, 03:20:34 PM »
I'm a problem solver man.

Cock of the walk, babe
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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2009, 09:36:19 AM »
I got sucked into going to see this because she played the "do it for me" card. My wife promised it was supposed to be better then the first one and that werewolves and vampires were actually going to fight, so I thought at least there might be some violence and blood in this one. WRONG!!!!

The one time that some werewolves actually killed a vampire, they cut from the scene just as it was about to happen. Even later on in the movie when they flashed back to show what happened, it was just some 5 second slow motion clip in which there was still not violence or blood shown. The whole stupid movie was just some anemic, ugly teenage chick, who looks like she always has some type of buzz going on, moping around about her vampire boyfriend that he left her and some Native American dudes running around with their shirts off all the time. I dozed off a few times which probably prevented me from gouging my eyes out, because this move seemed to go on forever with no end in sight.

Even my wife had enough sense to apologize to me afterwards, realizing the freakin' movie was not as hyped. I told her next damn movie she is taking one of her chick friends or her sister.
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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2009, 09:41:41 AM »
I got sucked into going to see this because she played the "do it for me" card. My wife promised it was supposed to be better then the first one and that werewolves and vampires were actually going to fight, so I thought at least there might be some violence and blood in this one. WRONG!!!!

The one time that some werewolves actually killed a vampire, they cut from the scene just as it was about to happen. Even later on in the movie when they flashed back to show what happened, it was just some 5 second slow motion clip in which there was still not violence or blood shown. The whole stupid movie was just some anemic, ugly teenage chick, who looks like she always has some type of buzz going on, moping around about her vampire boyfriend that he left her and some Native American dudes running around with their shirts off all the time. I dozed off a few times which probably prevented me from gouging my eyes out, because this move seemed to go on forever with no end in sight.

Even my wife had enough sense to apologize to me afterwards, realizing the freakin' movie was not as hyped. I told her next damn movie she is taking one of her chick friends or her sister.

Lay down the law beforehand.
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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2009, 09:49:35 AM »
I got sucked into going to see this because she played the "do it for me" card. My wife promised it was supposed to be better then the first one and that werewolves and vampires were actually going to fight, so I thought at least there might be some violence and blood in this one. WRONG!!!!

The one time that some werewolves actually killed a vampire, they cut from the scene just as it was about to happen. Even later on in the movie when they flashed back to show what happened, it was just some 5 second slow motion clip in which there was still not violence or blood shown. The whole stupid movie was just some anemic, ugly teenage chick, who looks like she always has some type of buzz going on, moping around about her vampire boyfriend that he left her and some Native American dudes running around with their shirts off all the time. I dozed off a few times which probably prevented me from gouging my eyes out, because this move seemed to go on forever with no end in sight.

Even my wife had enough sense to apologize to me afterwards, realizing the freakin' movie was not as hyped. I told her next damn movie she is taking one of her chick friends or her sister.
My wife swears this movie is bad ass, I think the Goth chick is hott btw.
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Re: How "Twighlight" should have ended.
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2009, 09:59:13 AM »
I'd go see this.

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