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Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....

Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« on: November 18, 2009, 10:12:05 AM »
All joking aside (which is tough here...I know)...

Anyone know anything about Greenville, SC?   I got a little promo this last week and I'm taking over from Alabama all the way up to fucking Pennsylvania.   I'm going to need to centralize myself a little and Greenville is pretty equidistant between Baltimore and the southern edges of PA and Mobile, AL.

It also keeps me on I-85 for a clear shot to Auburn and about the same distance to my family that lives in Macon, GA.

Appreciate any input.  I'll be moving there in late April 2010.

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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 10:25:43 AM »
Little smaller town feel to it than some places. Been there a couple of weekends and had a good time but that could been more so due to the dirty whore I was there with.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 10:32:02 AM »
Little smaller town feel to it than some places. Been there a couple of weekends and had a good time but that could been more so due to the dirty whore I was there with.
So...

Step 1:  Find a dirty whore.
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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2009, 10:36:01 AM »
So...

Step 1:  Find a dirty whore.

The nurse I'm talking to now here in town just graduated from nursing school and might also move to Greenville to be closer to her family.. she's bringing another friend of hers there also from school...

Let's just say, I've got a head start in certain areas...

I'm looking specifically at the Mauldin or Simpsonville areas.  They mirror Inverness/ Mt. Brook 280 type areas.  Nice, newer and expanding.
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 10:37:27 AM »
So...

Step 1:  Find a dirty whore.

I have adopted the philosophy of the mountain men of the early to mid 19th century.

Step one - find the beaver and prepare to trap.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 10:57:19 PM »
I had 2 fraternity bros from Greenville, they actually graduated on time and still partied, can't say that for most of the other brothers.  I believe Furman is there, may have some good looking coeds?
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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 10:29:13 PM »
It's not to far from Auburn with a lake.
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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 06:57:38 PM »
Chops... I actually have a couple friends in Greenville SC I've been meaning to tell you about.

We can head there for a visit one weekend and let them show us around..... and by show us around I mean bars.
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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2009, 09:15:55 PM »
Chops... I actually have a couple friends in Greenville SC I've been meaning to tell you about.

We can head there for a visit one weekend and let them show us around..... and by show us around I mean bars.

This sounds perfect!

We need to make this happen.
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Re: Greenville, SC... Anyone? Tell Me About It....
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2009, 10:59:12 PM »
Chops... I actually have a couple friends in Greenville SC I've been meaning to tell you about.

We can head there for a visit one weekend and let them show us around..... and by show us around I mean gay bars.
FTFY.
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