HEY...GUESS WHAT???

[Snaggletiger]

I tried it without makeup but he's still there. 

You really think my nose is cute?   

I can't quit you.

[Townhallsavoy]

I don't think Jay Jacobs cares.  Honestly.  I think he looks at the basketball program and thinks, "Well, we have a name in the head coach's position, so everything must be okay there." 

Does Jacobs have a vision for anything?  I mean, supposedly this basketball arena wasn't really his idea.  Also, every upgrade that our football head coaches have requested have been shot down even when the money was there (100 yard indoor practice facility).  Have we ever heard or read one sentence from Jacobs that indicates any kind of "blueprint" or "process" or "vision" or anything that indicates he knows what the future of Auburn athletics should look like? 

I really, REALLY dislike him. 

[Saniflush]

I don't think Jay Jacobs cares.  Honestly.  I think he looks at the basketball program and thinks, "Well, we have a name in the head coach's position, so everything must be okay there." 

Does Jacobs have a vision for anything?  I mean, supposedly this basketball arena wasn't really his idea.  Also, every upgrade that our football head coaches have requested have been shot down even when the money was there (100 yard indoor practice facility).  Have we ever heard or read one sentence from Jacobs that indicates any kind of "blueprint" or "process" or "vision" or anything that indicates he knows what the future of Auburn athletics should look like? 

I really, REALLY dislike him. 

Yes, but how do you feel about cat whiskers?

[Townhallsavoy]

Yes, but how do you feel about cat whiskers?

I'm a dog person.  Cat whiskers are for the gays. 

[War Eagle!!!]

I'm a dog person.  Cat whiskers are for the gays. 

We need a gay cat or cat face person emoticon...

[Saniflush]

We need a gay cat or cat face person emoticon...

[Kaos]

We need a gay cat or cat face person emoticon...

I can provide such but must know beforehand what emotion it represents.   Hatred of Jacobs? Ok.

[Townhallsavoy]

I can provide such but must know beforehand what emotion it represents.   Hatred of Jacobs? Ok.

I'm cool with that.  We need one of those anyway.

[AUChizad]

So you guys know we lost again last night, right?

Fuck my face.

[Snaggletiger]

Well, Auburn finally got back in the win column with a convincing 80-65 win over the IUPPUIIPPIUA-E-I-O-U (and sometimes Y) Jaguars.

[Buzz Killington]

They are up 6 with about 5:00 to go against NC State tonight.  Maybe things are looking up?

[Buzz Killington]

Nevermind...we suck again.  60-58 NC State.

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah, but all this is due to Tay Waller being out.

Who is Tay Waller, you might ask? 

[Saniflush]

Yeah, but all this is due to Tay Waller being out.

Who is Tay Waller, you might ask? 

Is that Mrs Waller's boy?

[Buzz Killington]

Yeah, but all this is due to Tay Waller being out.

Who is Tay Waller, you might ask? 

A taller, faster, stronger version of Shaq?

[Godfather]

We have a basketball team?

[Saniflush]

We have a basketball team?

Yeah, we got uniforms and everything.

[Buzz Killington]

Yeah, we got uniforms and everything.

I make the league minimum.

[Godfather]

Yeah, we got uniforms and everything.

That reminds me, I was going to ask you. What exactly *is* our team concept?

[Saniflush]

That reminds me, I was going to ask you. What exactly *is* our team concept?

No, we've been losing. What I want, is for us to finish dead last so I can move the team.